Gary Busey managed to make a Ryan Gaycrest interview entertaining. It all started when Ryan was about to interview Jennifer Garner and Laura Linney and Gary shouted at Ryan "I've been looking for you for years!" Gary allowed Ryan to continue his interview, but then he grabbed Garner and kissed at her neck. I was waiting for him to do her right there on the carpet. He was so forceful. Jennifer seemed a little shocked, but was playing along. Instead of making this magical moment even more magical, Ryan dismissed Gary and didn't interview him. Ryan sucks!
Gary should take over his job. I'll also drink whatever Gary was drinking, because that's the good shit.
Not even Vanessa Paradis managed to wear a truly fucked up dress to the Oscars tonight! If you can't count on Paradis to wear disaster on her body, who can you count on? What is going on? Johnny Depp and Vanessa actually look like they are wearing clothes and not costumes. I'm disgusted with them! I was counting on them to truly boggle my mind with their hideously awesome outfits. No dice.
Here's also some Javier Bardem, because if you can't have fug, you might as well have the hotness known as Javier. He just won an Oscar too! I think he was telling me he wanted my body in Spanish. That's what he was saying.