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Angelina Jolie doesn't need to bother making any statements or confirmations, her belly already did it for her. I'm pretty sure that's what she was going for. She knew all she had to do was put on a tight dress and all cameras would be on her. Bitch knows what she's doing. Well, that's that. The one that needs to give the statement is Brad Pitt for that damn wig or weave on his head.

What the hell is going on with his look? I'm expecting him to pick me up in his Stingray, hand me a pair of red aviator sunglasses, tell me I'm such a pretty lady and then make me sniff some white stuff. His looks has 1970s road rapist written all over it. I think it's the weave!

Here's Angie and Brad at the Independent Spirit Awards today in Santa Monica, CA.

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Lindsay Lohan and "I Know Who Killed Me" swept the Razzies today winning 8 awards! Lindsay personally took home Worst Actress and Worst Screen Couple (with herself). She has a lot to be proud of! Congratulations Lindsay! Your bad decisions and slut moves finally won you something. I can't wait for White Oprah's response. She's probably ferociously writing one right now on her Precious Moments stationary. Here's the rest of the winners:

Worst Picture: I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Actor: Eddie Murphy, Norbit
Worst Actress (tie): Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey) and Lindsay Lohan ( as Dakota), I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Supporting Actress: Eddie Murphy (as Rasputia), Norbit
Worst Supporting Actor: Eddie Murphy (as Mr. Wong), Norbit
Worst Screen Couple: Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan, I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Rip-Off: I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Sequel: Daddy Day Camp
Worst Director: I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Screenplay: I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Excuse For A Horror Movie: I Know Who Killed Me

For her wins, Lindsay Lohan will be awarded with two dazzling gold painted awards valued at $5. I Know Who Killed Me also shattered Razzie records with the most wins (8). Showgirls and Battlefield Earth previously held the honor with 7!

Go out and celebrate, Lindsay. Get drunk and get laid. She was probably going to do that anyway, but at least she has a reason now.

Brit Brit finally got a visit with her boys today reports People. She spent three hours with them at her home. Daddy Spears, KFed's bodyguard, the court monitor, a lawyer and a shrink were all present as per the visitation agreement. Damn, sounds like a party! They should have called in the National Guard too.

A source said, "The real hero was [Spears's father] Jamie. He has taken charge, and she has visitation again."

The last time Britney saw her boys she was holding one hostage in her bathroom last month. Let's hope several hours of Spongebob Squarepants erased that memory from his head!

Brit Brit is back on track! You know, I haven't seen her with a Frapp in a while. I'm telling you. That shit was the root of all her problems. She probably dreams of it though. Frapp love is the hardest to shake.

Drew Barrymore and her Mac boy love, Justin Long, gave the paps will a little kissy show outside of Mr. Chow last night. So sweet. It's probably sweet being lovey with Drew, because she has that lisp. Things just sound sweeter with a lisp, "I luth yooooo thooooo much." So sweet.

She's totally using him to get free Apple products. She must be in love, because she forgot to wear a bra with a white t-shirt. Actually, Drew likes showing off her saggy nips. Thaggy Nipths!

Source, Wenn