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The popo were called to Britney Spears' Beverly Hills mansion last night after her parents discovered a bunch of her shit was stolen! A source told UsWeekly that after Jaime Spears won conrol over Brit's shit in court, he returned to her home with Lynne Spears and found that a bunch of valuable items were stolen. They believe the items were taken after Brit Brit checked into the psych ward on Thursday.

They filed a police report. A police officer confirmed that they went to her house last night, but wouldn't say what went down.

It's obviously Sam Lutfi. Right? The suspects are Sam, Adnan, Alli, Chad Hardcastle, British Brit, Carla and London. WAIT! It was London! I told you he would pack his shit and flee Brit's life. That flea bag. He's probably putting that crap on eBay right now.

It was totally Sam. I'm guessing he took blackmail items like pictures and videos. Just don't let it be a sex tape! I'd rather watch that 2 girls, 1 cup nonsense over and over again than watch a Britney sex tape. Actually, a Brit sex tape is probably very much like 2 girls, 1 cup, but she uses a frapp instead of poo.

It's our lovely songbird, Heidi Montag, and Spencer at the Maxim Superbowl party in Arizona. Doesn't Heidi just get lovelier every time you see her? So lovely that you just want to vomit blood all over the floor. Her tit job looks like a water damaged ceiling. I just want to pop that shit. There's enough plastic on her to keep the Tupperware factory going for a long ass time.

And what the hell is Spencer doing with a boombox? Don't tell me Heidi broke into a lip-synch seizure on the red carpet? Actually, tell me she did. She's probably going to perform her own Superbowl half-time show in a gas station parking lot across form the arena with the help of that boombox.

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Punxsutawney Phil saw his own shadow in Pennsylvania this morning which means there's 6 more extra weeks of Winter. Each February 2nd thousands of people travel to Punxsutawney, PA to watch that dumb bitch Phil come out of his hole. Bitch was probably drunk! He doesn't know what he saw. The tradition is if Phil sees his shadow, there's 6 weeks more of Winter and if he doesn't, Spring comes early.

However, Phil's arch rival, Gen. Beauregard Lee in Georgia, did not see his shadow this morning. I'm going with Beauregard Lee. He has the dumbest name, but he's probably the smarter groundhog.

Screw that Phil! He's a wife beater and a drunk. I can tell. Look at him. He can barely keep his eyes open. He didn't see shit!

Happy Groundhog day!

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Nurse Amy from "General Hospital" passed away in Portland, Oregon yesterday reports TMZ. Shell Kepler played Nurse Amy from 1979-2002. She died of renal failure. She was 49.

I loved Nurse Amy! I watched that show in the early 90s. She was in practically every single episode during her run and was a major gossip.

R.I.P. Nurse Amy!!!

Model Carla Bruni married French President Nicolas Sarkozy in a civil ceremony this morning in Paris. The two met 9 weeks ago. His ass barely got divorced in October.

People reports they were married at 11 a.m. in the Presidential Office of the Elysee Palace, in a private civil ceremony before 30 family and friends.

This is her second marriage and his third. Their children were also in attendance including Carla's 6-year-old. This is the first time in history of the republic that a president has married in office.

Who cares about that?! Was Nicolas' hot son Jean there? Jean is so damn hot and apparently he's hung like a hoover hose. Click here to see his pics. More Jean!

It seems that every time I see Vivia Fox with her hair slicked back, the hairline gets further and further from where it should be. Her hairline is going to start at her ass crack soon. She probably needs to keep it so tight, because if she doesn't her face will fall to the ground from all the work she's had done. She's a gorgeous piece of plastic mess.

Poor woman looks like a Shrinky Dink.

Here's Vivie at the Baby Phat show last night.