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This is straight out of the pages of French Vogue like Janice Dickinson would say. Bai Ling's mug shot is all sorts of glamour. She should rip this out and use it as her new head shot. In case you don't know, Bai was arrested at LAX Airport for allegedly stealing $16 worth of batteries and tabloid magazines.

It was worth it, because this picture is hot shit.

P.S. - Sorry for my lack of posting today. I am on my fucking death bed! Please tell Phoebe Price to sing "My Heart Will Go On" followed by "Moonriver" at my funeral.

Source: TMZ

First of all, that is not a picture of a raccoon attacking a plate of burnt disco frieds. It's Brit Brit's new weave from the back. It's looking hot hot hot. She should do Pantene commercials. Anyway, Daddy Spears role as co-conservator was up today, so they all went back to court. The Commish decided that Daddy and Andrew Wallet will remain co- conservators until March 10th.

That means they are still in charge of her finances. TMZ reports that Sam Lutfi still hasn't been served with his restraining order. He's hiding out. The next restraining order hearing is February 22nd and he must be served 48-hours before then. These bitches really don't know how to do shit right. It's easy to get Sam to come to you. Just call him up, pretend to be Brit Brit and say, "Come ta me baby! Ahs need a starbucks and I needs ya to remove thems Cheetos from mah weave" He'll be there faster than you can say, "Frapp with extra whip."

The Commish has also called for a 730 evaluation and she will hear the results at the next hearing. A 730 evaluation is usually done in a child custody case. It's a study of the family and is used to figure out the best custody arrangements.

The Commish should have extended it until March 10, 2020. Britney is finally be going. Boring, but good.

Pamela Anderson is in Paris where she will perform her "hag on a hog" routine at Le Crazy Horse in tonight. She has completely banned the media from seeing her show. She is expected to get naked on a Harley. She has asked the venue to keep photographers and journalists out of the show. It's okay Pammy. We've all seen your kibbles and bits. It's kind of ironic that Pamela is being so modest about a show where she's taking all her clothes off in front of an audience.

Wait...hold up. Does Pammy have sharpee eyebrows? Actually, it's more like furniture pen eyebrows, but I'm sure I can talk her into going with a sharpee next time.

Here's Pammy at the Brigitte Bardot Foundation today on behalf of Peta to protest the hung of poor little seals.

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Rita G is a model and she's featured in Kanye West's new video for "Flashing Lights." You know the video where he gets beaten to death with a shovel in a car trunk. Well, this is the chick that did it and she's cashing in on her new found fame by selling her dirty panties for $24.95 a pop. I guess it's a hot feature on her site. I've seen this sort of shit on eBay and no I didn't buy any. I'm not in the business of buying skid marks. I got my own. Rita writes:

I've lost count of all the emails saying 'I would pay any amount of money for the g-string right off your butt'. Well, here's your chance. I will wear each pair of panties long enough to transfer my 'natural' scent, but these are limited, not mass-produced. So order them now. I might not be offering that many of them!

Mass produced? I should hope not or she should see a doctor for that. I'm pretty sure you can also find Rita's "natural scent" in the tuna fish aisle at your local grocer. Anyway, I know you want to buy some. You can buy some here and below is Kanye's video.

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Lane Garrison is the dude from "Prison Break" that is in the clink for crashing his car while driving drunk. His teenage passenger died in the accident. Lane took time out from his busy prison schedule of being passed around to write a heartfelt letter to Access Hollywood. Hey, some people write letters to Jesus when they are trying to make good and some write letters to Billy Bush. Here's what Lane wrote:

“Greetings and Happy New Year to you and everyone at Access Hollywood from Donovan State Prison. Never did I think I would be saying the words ‘happy & prison’ in the same sentence and not be on a set. It’s pure irony coming from the show and now living the real deal. It’s surreal and mind-blowing to say the least.”

“Just this past Monday they let a group of inmates watch the season premiere of Prison Break. It felt like an out of body experience as I stood around a crowd of tattooed felons watching Michael Scofield try to escape … all of us longing to be free as well!”

“This has been the hardest year of my life. I hope people, young and old, are learning from my mistakes and what can happen when you drink and drive. I have much to say about the pain I’ve felt and seen inside of prison. It has been eye-opening and a harrowing experience.”

I'm sure it's an eye-opening experience! Usually when you're getting a train ran up on you by a bunch of criminals, your eyes tend to want to pop out of your body. Been there, done that, have the cut on my ass lips to prove it. Lane never explains why the hell he's writing to Access Hollywood? He must be trying to remain relevant which is funny since he never was relevant.

Beyonce's big daddy has fired back at Aretha Franklin for the statement she released about Beyonce calling Tina Turner "the queen" at the Grammys this past Sunday.

Mathew Knowles said, "Something this ridiculous – it's childish, it's unprofessional. And it's a sad day when egos get bruise because somebody used the word king, queen, prince or princess."

Yes, Aretha acted crazy by releasing that statement, but she probably was working on just 10,000 calories that day. Give her a break. She was grouchy. Mathew needs to shut the fuck up and know his place. Aretha can say whatever the hell she pleases.

He better watch it. I hope Aretha swallows him whole. She can literally eat him whole, bones and all. She will then spit out his bones, put them back together and place him on her mantel with the sign "Aretha's Bitch" draped over his clavicle.

I can't wait for Aretha's response. It's going to be the "big one" in California when Aretha reads what Mathew has to say.

Source: People