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Joe Jackson - Not to be confused with Jacko's daddy. Obviously. I haven't heard Joe's shit in a long ass time, but was reminded of his brilliance when one of his songs played at a Halloweenie party I was at last night. This bitch is hot, but he needs a little Sharpie attention for those no-brows. Below is the amazingly hot video for Steppin' Out. I mean, what maid looks like that?!

Penn Badgley (22) (shhh...don't disturb him. He's having a poo.)
Bo Bice (33)
Aishwarya Rai (35)
Toni Collette (36)
Jenny McCarthy (36)
Tina Arena (41)
Sophie B. Hawkins (41)
Rick Allen (45)
Anthony Kiedis (46)
Lyle Lovett (51)
Larry Flynt (66)