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Brit Brit continued her overseas "Don't Be A'Scared, Ahs On Mah Meds" tour by performing for Simon Cowell and his delectable manchichis on X-Factor last night. Our little sedated Cheetoling once again mouthed the hell out of "Woomanizah" and did her best impersonation of a possum trying to wiggle its way out of a bear trap. Basically, it was just like her two other performances. Although, I was a little disappointed for a couple of reasons. First, she didn't wear that lil' top hat. It made her mime-act so much more jauntier. Secondly, Brit didn't do her perfect British accent! She worked on that shit all last year and now was her chance to wow the Brits by using their native tongue! Damn that Daddy Spears for forcing her to stay on the script!

Below is Brit Brit leaving X-Factor last night and at Heathrow this morning. She's NYC bound! I better put on my "sexin' outfit" and try to get close to her bodyguard. He probably has a key to her meds box and you know there's some good shit in there.

Rex Smith - Teen pop idol, Solid Gold host and TV actor. Rex had a hit in the 70s with "You Take My Breath Away," but didn't have any hits after that. He went on to host Solid Gold and act in As the World Turns. After that shit, Rex starred in several musical theater productions on Broadway and beyond. Below is another picture of this hot bitch back in the day a couple of him now. Yeah, he needs to bring that feathered hair back.

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