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Naomi Campbell interviewed Venezuelan President, Hugo Chavez, for GQ Magazine. The article will be published on Thursday. Naomi called him the "rebel angel" and said he had a beautiful singing voice. She is so weird. When Naomi asked him if he would ever pose shirtless he said, "Why not? Touch my muscles!" Nasty. She probably did and then she sucked his one muscle and threw her Blackberry at it and accused it of stealing her favorite jeans. I know that bitch's number.

Here's bits and pieces. It sounds like a conversation between two girlfriends while shopping for two-pieces:

Chavez on Bush:

"We're seeing the fall of the empire. ... Like the fairy tale, the emperor is naked."

Chavez on the most stylish leader:

"Fidel, of course! His uniform is impeccable. His boots are polished, his beard is elegant."

Chavez on Prince Charles:

"I like the Prince. Now he has Camilla, his new girl. She's not as attractive, is she?"

Naomi hopes "Venezuela's relations with America will improve in the immediate future." She also hopes to interview Fidel Castro next.

Who does this bitch think she is? Babwa Wawa? I can't wait until one of these world leaders says something fresh to her and she beats them down with her cell phone. It's bound to happen.

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Yesterday, I posted something about how Mimi said she would rather "duet with a pig than with JLo." I loved the quote, because I could see Mimi saying it. Today she's claiming those words didn't come out of her mouth. She said, "JLo's not a pig, she's a dog!" No...she told People this, "This is just some Internet gossip and it's pathetic that people actually entertain the thought that this could be real. This is another sad example of two strong women being pit against each other."

Where are the two strong women? Is she talking about herself and JLo? That Mimi is so silly! Yes, she's built like a quarterback, but I wouldn't call her "strong." So does this mean that the duet with the pig is off? Ugh....I was so looking forward to that.

How precious is Terrence Howard's little LV pursey? I'm wondering what he carries in there. It seems too small to hold his favorite thing in the world, baby wipes. Oh! He's holding his necessities in there since his Juicy Couture sweats don't have back pockets. It probably says "SEXY" on the ass.

Here's Terrence with Anika Noni Rose and the rest of the Broadway cast of "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" at a photocall today in NYC. Terry is playing Brick.

Janet Jackson's video is out for "Feedback" and it's some sort of outer space shit. It brings back memories, because it reminds me of the cheap ass solar system display I made in elementary school out of Styrofoam balls.

Janet is hot, but she isn't human. Actually, she's probably made out of Styrofoam balls too.

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Chyna was at the launch party for that "Dance War" TV show last night when TMZ caught up with her and she said the "Dancing with the Stars" producers were interested in her doing the show next season. That would be brilliant. She would be as graceful as those hot hippos in Fantasia's Dance of the Hours. Who the hell would be her partner anyway? Helga from American Gladiators?

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Celebrity Apprentice moron and born-again Christian, Stephen Baldwin, was on Howard Stern's show last week where he showed love for Mike "forever fat on the inside" Huckabee. He said he agrees with Huck's take on banning gay marriage.

He said, "I don’t believe that gay marriage is in line with God’s Word, which is found in the Bible. So, what I think doesn’t matter; what I believe is what’s in the Bible and the Bible says that gay marriage is not acceptable."

And this coming from someone who will whore themselves out every chance they get. Someone who has taken part in a reality show called "Celebrity Bull Riding Challenge" should keep their has-been mouth shut on topics like this. Go suck Trump dick and shut your ass. Know your role as celebrity has-been. I'm also pretty sure he's not sending back the checks he's getting from a little movie called "Threesome."

Visit Towleroad for the audio on this moron