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Suri Cruise was conceived using the frozen sperm of L. Ron Hubbard! Many fanatical Scientologists believe this. Morton compares it to Rosemary's Baby "in which an unsuspecting young woman is impregnated with the Devil's child". Suri is the Alien Queen!

 

Tommy Girl is the #2 Scientology member in the world!

 

Tommy Girl has an extremely close relationship with Scientology leader, David Miscavige, and David even came to his honeymoon with Katie Holmes. GAY LOVERS!

 

When Tommy was falling in love with Nicole Kidman he told David he wanted to run through a field full of wild flowers with her. So David had his Scientology goons plant a field near Tommy's home. He didn't like it the first time, so he made them do it again. EXTRA GAY!

 

Nicole Kidman has kept her mouth shut, because she's afraid her audit tape will be leaked. When you join Scientology they "audit" your ass and tape all your confessions. It's mostly about your sex past and Nicole doesn't want that getting out. LESBIAN!

 

When Tommy was dating Penny Cruz, her father was afraid of the cult known as Scientology, so he emailed an organization that helps dealing with cults.

 

Tommy's next mission is to recruit David Beckham.

Channel 4 in the UK did a documentary on women and these fake baby dolls called "Reborns." The dolls looks like human babies down the littlest details. They breathe, burp, cry, shit and piss like real babies. Some even have beating heartbeats. The documentary follows several women that are really into these dolls, because they don't have time for real babies.

One of the women, Sue, said she's spent almost $30,000 on these dolls. She even buys it clothes and takes it to the park and shit. She even fills a bottle with fabric softener, because it looks like milk. She says the babies satisfy her maternal instincts without commitment. Sue has 9 of them and is expecting another. She said, “I don’t see any of my girls as real babies. I know they’re dolls. I’m under no illusion but it’s just where I haven’t got children I guess there is still that female instinct in me.”

You know if a fake baby that fake shits and fake eats and fake cries fills some kind of void....who am I to judge? You won't see me with one of those though. I'd rather carry around a Tamagotchi than carry around a fake baby. I can just imagine one day you're feeding that fake baby fabric softener and then all of a sudden it grabs your arm and says "It's time to play mommy." Hell no.

Tom Cruise is probably on the horn right now ordering a "brother" for Suri. Katie's going to be sooo happy.

You can watch the entire documentary "My Fake Baby" in 5 parts on YouTube

So......Britney went home with her daddy after being released from the hospital this morning. He stayed with her for most of the morning and early afternoon, but now she's on her own. Her mother and sister are still in Kentwood, LA despite reports that they were at the hospital with her.

PageSix.com reports that Brit drove outside her gates shortly after her father left, but saw the paps and quickly turned around. A few minutes later she reportedly came back out and has been driving around Los Angeles and that she's hooked up with her pap boy-toy, Adnan Ghalib. Adnan is still married and he reportedly only got married for a green card. He's a catch. Sam Lutfi is reportedly looking for Britney and wants to get him away from Adnan. This is some daytime drama shit. Marlena from Days of Our Lives ain't got nothing on Britney!

Sam apparently wants to help Brit get the help she needs. Um...yeah. What took him so long? He probably needs her to sign a check.

Below is the thrilling video from The Insider of Brit turning back around after spotting the paps.

I'm telling you! KFed better lock up those doors and get more bodyguards, because Brit is putting together a plan right now. She's probably making a map of KFed's house using Starbucks straws and Cheetos.