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Poor Katie

Katie Holmes is trying to get knocked up again, but is having some trouble. Hmmm...what's an alien to do? Now Magazine reports that Katie and Tom Cruise sought medical help to try and cure this dilemma. They want a little son for Suri, but Katie isn't producing.

A source said, "She's really upset about it. The one thing she wants more than anything is a son for Tom. She says they've been trying since the summer, but it just hasn't happened for them yet. Katie and Tom sat down and had a heart-to-heart and decided it might be worth her going to see the doctor to get checked out."

Awwww...poor Katie. Somebody really needs to sit her down, pour her a cup of Chamomile and gently break the news to her that babies don't come from storks. She's probably sitting by the window every single day waiting for her delivery. I mean that's where Tommy Girl said Suri came from, so what's Katie supposed to think?

I mean if she reaaaaally want a baby she could try having sex with Tommy? Yeah, I doubt she knows what sex is and don't mention that suggestion around Tommy unless you want a high-pitched "EWWWWWWW" deafening your ears.

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Image: Wenn

Posted by: Michael K

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I Don't Like Jokes • TomKat

Slut Talk With V. Hudgens

Disney slut, Vanessa Hudgens, is in Seventeen Magazine where she discussed those pictures of her hairy bush that "leaked" onto the internet. She blabs on and on about how she was ashamed and shit. Ugh. I hate it when sluts get weak. Suck the dick and then suck it up. Damn. Stop crying over spilled cum.

Vanessa said, “It was very traumatic, and I am extremely upset it happened. I hope all my fans can learn from my mistake and make smart decisions. But I wouldn’t have been able to get through it if it wasn’t for my family, friends and fans, who supported me all along the way.”

“I tell girls all the time: ‘Don’t post your private business for the world to see!’” she said. “You just have to be careful.” That's the funniest part. Bitch claims it wasn't some publicity stunt. Come on! She acts like she's so shocked. I'm going to laugh when this girl is doing Playboy in like 2 years. It's going to happen.

Vanessa also talked about her main girl, Zac Efron. She said, “It’s hard when you have a good-looking boyfriend. You want your man to be your man. You don’t want all these girls up on him and stuff like that.”

This bitch should take her comedy act on the road. A man to be your man? Has she looked at her man? Girl, your dude is a lady. A lady dude!

“He always makes me happy. He literally knows exactly what to do to make me laugh." Gays have a tendency to do that. We're funny sometimes.

Oh that Vanessa! She's a riot and I think I like her now. I can trim her hairy bush down while she tells jokes.

Posted by: Michael K

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Hookers

You Can Still Run For It!!!

Tracey Edmonds is still not legally married to Eddie Murphy. Bitch can still have her freedom. She won't though. She's stupid. Tracey and Eddie Murphy had a "spiritual ceremony" in an island off Bora Bora on New Year's Day. People has the first photo. Eddie has a look on his face like, "I fooled this bitch. I can have my cake and tranny too!"

Tracey's rep said the legal ceremony will take place in the U.S. "The wedding that took place in Bora Bora was a ceremony to bind Eddie and Tracey spiritually in the presence of family and friends. The couple plan a legal ceremony as soon as they return to the States."

I hope Scary Spice shows up to that legal ceremony and raises a ruckus. She the power of girl on her side now. Nothing can stop her.

Posted by: Michael K

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Weddings

Reese Witherspoon Does Not Want To Have Simulated Sex With Vince Vaughn

Reese Witherspoon is currently shooting "Four Christmases" with Vince Vaughn and the two aren't getting along. There's drama crap on the set and the latest drama involves a scripted sex scene. Reese doesn't want to do it.

A source told PageSix.com , "Reese has an issue with the scripted love scene. Reese is such a prude, she thinks it's just too much."

This shit is about a couple that try to visit all four of their divorced parents during the holidays.

I'm guessing Reese is making in the neighborhood of $15 - $20 million for this little project. Bitch needs to take some Tums, have a glass of wine and handle business. Shit, I'd have REAL sex with Vince for $1 million easy.

Look at that big hunk of Almond Joy. How could you not want that? And will Vince Vaughn please stop making movies about Christmas. He's ruining the holidays!

Image: TMZ

Posted by: Michael K

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Gross • Trash

Oh, To Be A Hollywood Kid!

Life would be fantastic! Think about it. You don't have to work. You're rich and famous and you don't have to do anything for it. You can wear silly clothes and get away with it. The best part is you get to suck on a pacifier for all your days. Seriously, Suri and Kingston have been on the bottle and pacifier for like ages. They can get away with it.

Here's Kingston with his parents, Gavin and Gwen, in England the other day. I like Gwen, because even though she lives in England she doesn't put on one of those fake ass British accents like a certain pop star with a saggy vag does.