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This is a 14-year-old and a 21-year-old. Not a 34-year-old and a 40-year-old. The old whore gene is obviously prevalent within the Lohan family. At first I thought I was looking at a picture of Tuesday Weld today with her 40-something, gum smacking, Long Island assistant.

I'm guessing Lindsay gave her little sister, Ali, a makeover. She's trying to sabotage her ass. That way somebody looks older than her besides the retired set. Look at the confidence in Lindsay's face. She's saying, "Yeah, now I'm not the only one that looks like she a washed-up actress from the 70s."

I hope Ali's taking a good hard look at her good hard sister, because that's going to be her in like 2 months! Bronzer is a hell of a drug.

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Yes, another pussy picture. I'm sure you're sick of looking at Britney's weave trap and this picture goes with the story I'm about to tell you. This cat likes money and according to reports Britney does an economy good. Portfolio Magazine claims Brit Brit is valuable to our economy. Did Britney or Sam write this article? This shit is written like she's doing us a favor! The magazine breaks it down on who's made what off of BS:

Jive, her music label - $400 million
Her concert tours - $150 million
Elizabeth Arden for her shitty fragrances - $100 million
Her licensing agreements - $40 million yearly
Photo Agencies - $4 million yearly in BS pics alone
Media Coverage - $75 million yearly in BS coverage alone

The magazine goes on to say that KFed makes around $1 million off of BS. BS herself makes $9 million with an estimated fortune of $125 million.

They failed to mention Starbucks, gas stations and Rite-Aid. They must make at least a few million on BS alone. I'm sure the sales of soap products have gone up too. With all the Brit pictures we look at daily, most of us are showering more than once to cleanse ourselves from her filth.

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Oh shit! TMZ has video of Diana Ross performing at the Air Jamaica Jazz & Blues Festival on Saturday for 40,000. They started booing her ass when they were told by concert organizers that the big screens had to be turned off. Diana apparently didn't want any cameras on her. She told organizers that if they had cameras on her she wouldn't perform. That means nobody could see her ass, so they started booing her throughout her entire set. Tickets went from around $80 to over $300.

Organizers said, "The much anticipated performance of Diana Ross on Saturday proved somewhat disappointing to many patrons who expected a very interactive set. Miss Ross' request to have a restricted display of her performance however, inconvenienced patrons who were left feeling distanced from the stage and her performance."

Diana just didn't want them to see the old up close like that. That's why I love Diana. She will come onstage dressed like Slimer from Ghostbusters busted a nut all over her, but she's afraid of a little close up.

The audience should have rushed the stage and tackled her ass demanding their cash back.

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LeAnn Rimes is on the cover of Fitness Magazine and that shit looks like those fake magazine covers you take at amusement parks. That shit is not her body! That's a cardboard cutout and LeAnn is posing behind it. If she had a body like that in reality, even her gay husband wouldn't be able to resist her!

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You can get almost anything on Craigslist these days. You can get a vagina couch, you can find the woman who maced you in the park, a skanky Republican chick or you can also use it to find a new weedman like someone I know (you know who you are, so don't eff with me!) However, Ann Marie Linscott from Sacramento, CA used Craigslist to find a hitman! This crazy bitch!

She posted a vaguely worded ad looking for a freelancer. When people responded, 48-year-old Marie told them what she needed. She wanted them to kill the the 56-year-old wife of her male lover. Yeah, I totally thought Marie was a dyke too. Look at her.

She said she was looking for "silent assassins." This bitch has been playing too much Mortal Kombat. Marie promised $5,000 once the job was complete. She also provided the name and address of the victim. Marie told people that she wanted them to kill her. Three people immediately went to the police and Marie was arrested. She was charged with three counts relating to murder for hire and using interstate commerce to commit a felony.

Can they also charge her with being an online dumb dumb?

The victim was told by police to leave the country just in case someone took Ann Marie's offer.

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This is a truly touching and beautiful story. Pete Doherty has been known to feed crack to his cats, but it seems like he's turned a new leaf. Pete found a one-legged hedgehog on the side of the road. He has fallen in love with it and named it Mrs Tiggy-Winkle. Pete took Mrs. T to the vet and also set up a special area for her in his garden.

A friend of Pete's told the Daily Star that he is a real animal lover and hopes to open up a rescue shelter for animals. The friend said, “Pete has a big heart. He also loves rats and is looking after one with no tail. He has lots of kittens, too, and hopes that by the end of the year he will be able to open his pet rescue centre at Marlborough to local schools so they can educate children about animals.”

Rat with no tail? That sounds like Kate Moss. I still don't trust this new Dreamboat Doherty. This "sitting at home sipping tea and saving animals" Dreamboat Doherty. It's a lie! It's a front.

Something smells fishy and it isn't dried Kate Moss smegma on his dick. He's probably running some animal drug ring. Mrs Tiggy-Winkle Full of Grace!

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The Queen of the red carpet, Sally Kirkland, was hospitalized this weekend for exhaustion reports TMZ. A rep issued this statement, "Ms. Kirkland was admitted to an outpatient hospital for exhaustion and sleep deprivation. She has been treated and released, and thanks her fans for their ongoing support and prayers."

66-year-old Sally was tired, because...well...because she's 66! No, she was tired, because she's been working on movies back-to-back. B-movie making is hard work.

Sally better rest up in case there's an Oscars red carpet. I am really counting on her this year. Last year she wore the above ensemble and stole the show and my heart. This year I'm hoping she tops herself by shooting fireworks out of her ass or something.

Drink some Sleepytime Tee and watch plenty of PBS, Sally! You have to be in top mess shape by next month.

Rock of Love 2 spoilers ahead!

I knew it was bound to happen, but I just wasn't prepared for it. Last night on Crack Rock of Love 2, my little French tart was sent packing. How could Bret do that to her? Angelique didn't even get a chance to fuck Bret and you know that was probably one of her life goals. The nail in the whore coffin for Angelique came when she performed at Forty Deuce for Bret. You see, Forty Deuce is a burlesque club and doesn't allow nudity. Angelique doesn't understand the words "no nudity" and so she got up onstage and took everything off. She went completely nude. Diseases exploded from her snatch like an atomic bomb. Now Forty Deuce has been closed by the L.A. County Health Commissioner and the owner is homeless and begging on the streets. No, that didn't happen, but the owner did get pissed off at Bret.

Ultimately, that display of skankness sent the French whore home. How fucking sad is that?! She was sent home for being too much of a whore. Too much of a whore for Rock of Love!

That leaves Bret with....I don't even know! All those girls are so boring! Angelique was keeping the trashness alive. Hopefully these whores step it up and give me a reason to watch.

I will miss Angelique forever! Although, I can probably travel down to Tijuana, Mexico and see her open a beer bottle with her snatch. You know that's where she's at.

David Beckham's Emporio Armani panty ads have reportedly been sending straight and gay dudes to salons asking for the "boyzillian." That's when they wax everything and I mean EVERYTHING. Including your fucking dignity.

One 44-year-old father recently had his back, crack and nutsack waxed because of the ads. He told the Guardian, "Of course it is slightly painful, but in my experience not nearly as sore as having your chest waxed. It's much better than shaving it, too. You don't get those awkward nicks and it doesn't grow back anything like as quickly." One salon owner said that she used to wax 3 dudes a week and now she's doing 3 a day thanks to David Beckham. She said they all mention him.

No wonder Becks talks like Minnie Mouse. What these idiots don't realize is that he probably got smooth thanks to the help of Photoshop. Although, I can see Posh forcing him to get his nuts waxed. What am I saying? What nuts?! She already took those. She probably had them implanted into her tits.

You will never see me getting my business waxed. That is weird. I only let strange men I meet on Craigslist shave my naughty bits. That's what a normal person does!

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Barbara Walters said that Sam Lutfi called her to discuss Britney's "mental state." What's to discuss? It's obvious her mental state isn't what it should be. Sam told Barbara that she has mental issues which are treatable.

Babs said, "She has been to a psychiatrist. She, I assume, is starting some kind of treatment."

She also said, "He has been with her constantly. He seems to be enormously supportive."

Whoopi chimed in with, "I think this girl has worked and worked and worked – and she is burnt out." Worked? When? I don't think she's worked since 1999! I shouldn't say that. Someone has to keep Starbucks in business. That's not an easy job.

Isn't it sort of random that Sam called Barbara Walters? I bet you he was willing to go on camera if she paid his ass. He's jelly that Adnan is getting all the attention. Less talk and more action, Osama! He's becoming the new White Oprah. He's all about statements.

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