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Star Magazine claims that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. She drank the same water everyone else is drinking. A source told the magazine that she just found out this past week. If this is true it will bring the Brangelina clan to 6 kids total!

Angelina has cancelled her trip to Europe. A source said, "Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic." A second source said they are planning to adopt even more kids.

I'm telling you! These two are building their own army to take over the world. Screw Scientology, this is the real cult threat.

I'm surprised she's not making Brad carry the babies this time.

Sigh, remember the days when it was just Maddox? It seems like it was only a few years ago. Shit, it was only a few years ago! This bitch works fight. She'll have an army of 30 in 5 more years.

Is this a trend? Grown women looking like party decorations? First, Lucy Liu rocked some paper lantern shit to the Valentino show and now Sarah Jessica Parker is looking like a pinata? I want to attach a string to her ass, hoist her up and start hitting her with a tree branch for candy.

I hope horsey is getting a lot of change for this, because she looks like a fool! Here she is doing a promo shoot for the "Sex and the City" movie in NYC today.

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Flavor of Love 3 debuts on February 11th and Vh1 has shown us who is competing for Foofy Foofy's affections. This season we have twins! Foofy has called them "Thing 1" and "Thing 2." What charming names. At least their names are spelled correctly. The other girls have names like "Seeinz," "Grayve" and "Shore Tee."

They all look so normal. I'm used to seeing strippers and porn stars. Don't get me wrong, there's a few of those, but most of these chicks seem like they have never been photographed with a dildo in every hole. Imagine that!

The chick in the first thumbnail looks like Emmanuel Lewis in a dress! Check out FlavorOfLoveWorld for complete bios on these tricks.