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No Lady from Lady & The Tramp did not hit rock bottom, join a Lynrd Skynrd cover band and waste all her HoJo's waitressing money on a bad facelift. It's Courtney Love at a Tracey Ross party last night. I'm not even joking when I say that she totally asked for hairstyle that Lady the dog has.

Other than the hair, Court doesn't look that awful. Although, I do see a little wonk eye action starting to build. She better take a shot of botox STAT to fix that out.

Bidding ended last night for Gary Coleman's signed athletic pants from The Gap Kids. The auction ended at $400,000. Bids skyrocketed last week when Jimmy Kimmel bid $80 on the pants on his show. That night the auction hit the four-figure mark. Gary Coleman later called into Jimmy and said he thought most of the bids were bogus.

The seller asked for pre-approved bidders only. A $50 million bid was nixed early on.

Why do they have to play with little Arnold's heart like that? He's probably sitting at his little laptop all day, ferociously using his little fingers to refresh his PayPal account hoping that the check finally comes in. It never will.

I mean $400,000?! There's not even a jizz stain on them. Trust me, I've seen jizz stained undies on eBay before. No, I was not looking for them specifically. I happened upon them by accident. Gosh.

Source: E! Online

RadarOnline posted a few questions from that questionnaire the Scientologists give you during your audit. They use your answers to see how clean you are or something like that. It's creepy. There's 343 questions on the thing and they ask you the questions while you're hooked up to an E-Meter. It's like a polygraph machine. The questions are bizarre and apparently real, but I would expect nothing less. Radar only posted a few questions and here's a few of them with my answers:

Have you ever enslaved a population?
Yes, I had crabs once. Only once. Okay twice, but it's all cleared up now. I promise.

Have you ever consistently practiced sex in some unnatural fashion?
No, I'm usually naked for sex.

Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?
Yeah, I made one of those solar system things out of Styrofoam balls in elementary school. It was killer, but that dumb skank Armando won first place. He's a stupid whore.

Have you ever exterminated a species?
Um...duh. I already told you about the crabs. Fuck! Are you stupid or something?

Have you ever set a booby trap?
Sick! I'm strictly dickly.

Have you ever made a practice of confusing people?
Huh?

Have you ever castrated anyone?
Only that once, but I really needed the money. The loonies you meet on Craigslist. I tell you.

Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?
Anything about the crabs, because we talked about that too much already. You're making me fel bad about myself.

Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?
Only while on acid

Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so, did you spread it?
FUCK!!! I already told you not to ask me about the crabs! I'm done with you!

That was fun. The Scientologists should put out a game! It would be a hit at parties. Get drunk and answer the crazy alien questionnaire.

Visit Radar to read the other questions. They are fucked.

Thanks Donna

29-year-old Holly Madison and 81-year-old Hugh Hefner were seen going waiting in the office of a doctor who specializes in vitro fertilization so says Janet Charlton. Is Pepaw having a baby? Ugh, I hope not. Holly has talked about how much she wants to be a mother and have a family. Hugh has been wary of it, because let's face it, he's older than cornstarch.

They are going to need more than a doctor to get Hugh's spermies to work. They are going to need Dr. Frankenstein to try and zap some life into those things. Maybe a baby isn't such a bad idea for Hugh. They both will be wearing diapers at the same time. It will bring them closer together.

I really think that fro is growing. It's probably eats small children and animals that get in its way. Do not go near it. Erykah Badu is in Barbados and I really think their police department should check for any missing person reports filed in the day or so since Erykah has been there. Whoever is missing is in Erykah's afro.

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