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Party at Brit's! The Commish just ordered that Britney Spears will not have her visitation rights restored. There will be another hearing on February 19th and she can show up then and ask for her rights to be restored. The Commish heard testimony from two cops, two court monitors, KFed's lawyer and a bodyguard about what went down during her meltdown. Brit was not ordered to appear today, but her lawyers advised her to do so if she wanted any chance at getting her visits back.

She showed up for a quick 30-minutes and then left, because she was scared.

So we have to do all this drama again? She does shit every single time. Can't they just tell her that the boys ran away and joined the circus? She would probably just shrug and say "ok."

Here she is at lunch with Adnan and Osama right after bailing on the hearing.

She'll be celebrating tonight with dinner at Exxon gas station and dessert at Starbucks. Either that or the breakdown of all breakdowns will soon be upon us. You better get your emergency earthquake kit ready just in case.

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I'm watching the TMZ live feed and waiting for KFed's lawyer to hold some sort of press conference, but I'm mesmerized by this dollhouse dude from Guatemala. While everyone is waiting for the lawyers to come out, this random dude with a dollhouse on his head is just chilling with the TV crews and talking to everyone. He doesn't watch TV and he doesn't really know who Britney Spears is. He likes Enya's music not Britney's. I'm learning all about this dude. This is fucking fascinating.

Oh and Brit is back home and probably won't come back to court today. Screw Brit! It's all about Dollhouse dude.

Maybe when Adnan told Brit that she had to go to court this afternoon, she thought they were going to get married. It looks like she's wearing a slutty wedding dress. She probably got all sad when she realized what she was really there for, "Adnan! I thought we was a-gonna git married!"

A lace minidress definitely says "responsible parent." As you know Brit showed up to court today only to take off a few minutes later. She tried to get in, but became frazzled by the media crowd. She was heard saying, "Move back, I'm scared!" Then she turned around and went back into her car.

TMZ reports that she's having lunch instead and even visited a church. I don't know if Jesus will take her call, but it's worth a shot! There's rumors that she's coming back at 3:30 for an encore performance. However, the court officer said he doesn't think she's coming back. Don't hold your breath.

UPDATE: TMZ reports that Brit showed up in the court's underground tunnel and met with her lawyers this afternoon. She told them she didn't want to testify. She got into her car and drove out of the tunnel and then got back out again, but was met by all the media. She then got into her car again and drove away and went to church. She lit a candle and said a prayer. "Oh Jeebus...please don't a-let me git dem kids back." She may show up later this afternoon to testify or possibly tomorrow. Why must everything be so damn difficult!

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The Smurfs kicked off their 50th birthday celebration in Belgium today. Old ass bitches! They were created in 1958 by cartoonist Pierre Culliford. Their hit TV show started in 1981. To celebrate organizers will release a 3D Smurf movie next year, a new comic book and a remastered DVD collection of their TV show.

There will also be a party today in Brussels with Smurfberry cake and sasparilla juice.

My favorite was of course Smurfette followed by that fag, Vanity. They were such sluts. They probably did ass-to-ass for the other Smurfs and organized a bukkake party. I wonder what color Smurf jizz is? Those two are still my heroes.

Happy Birthday to the Smurfs!

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My two favorite people in the entire world (this month), Lindsay and Kristy Landers, put out a music video this past Summer and it is truly a masterpiece. Not since Michael Jackson's Thriller has there been such a groundbreaking and important video. High art!

I've been talking about these two lovely ladies for the past few weeks, but you might have no idea who they are. It's probably better that way. They are the 16 and 18-year-old daughters of Judy Landers. They want to be big pop stars.

I'm not even joking when I say that I think this video was made at one of those kiosks at Six Flags amusement park. You know that shit where you can make your own music video and pick your own background. I think that's how this video was made. That being said, this is some hot shit.

Nothing says "mother of the year" like allowing your teen daughters to dress and dance like Laughlin, NV strippers. I really think their inspiration for this video came from Elizabeth Berkeley's performance in "Showgirls."

Click here if you can't see the video above

Bill Robles is a court artist and her rendering of KFed testifying in today's custody hearing is genius. He used her artist's touch to clearly portray just how douchey his fauxhawk is. It looks like Brit Brit attacked him and pulled his hair out with her teeth. That haircut is tragic. I can't wait to see what Bill does with Britney.

TMZ reports that Brit has just left her house and is on her way to the courthouse. That's until she sees Starbucks 2 for 1 Frapp sale. I just know Starbucks is going to try and sabotage her ass. They want to keep feeding her their crazy sauce. It's better for business.

Brit is expected to testify at 1:30pm. Yeah and then she'll get her "period" at 1:40pm and run out of that courthouse to the nearest AM/PM gas station. It's her safe haven.

UPDATE: Brit's in the building and will testify today so says CNN. Yes, CNN. Don't they have a war to cover or something? I mean...Britney? Anyway, the hearing will probably go on till tomorrow.

UPDATE II: Bitch bailed. She didn't get inside and won't testify. She flipped out after she saw all the media and headed back home. And by home I mean starbucks.

UPDATE III: I originally said KFed's drawing was by Mona Edwards, but it was really drawn by Bill Robles. Genius!

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Thanks Kitty