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Lindsay Lohan was slutting it up this weekend in Italy by making out with three dudes, but only one made it to her hotel room. The other she probably did in the men's restroom, but I'm sure this one had something special. Yeah, like a bigger dick. Lindsay and Dario Faiella were making out after the awards ceremony in Capri where Lindsay received some trophy for being the biggest slut in film or something like that. The next morning they were photographed on her hotel balcony.

 

Dario is not hot. Look at that fucking hairy bell. His dick probably has hair on it. Shit, his fucking urethra probably has hair in it. I hate when you're sucking dick and you have to constantly pull pubies out of your mouth. That shit is not sexy.

 

Hey, hopefully when happens in Italy stays in Italy. I'm not hating on Lindsay though. I got love for the sluts out there. Get it, fuck it and then leave it!

 

 

Mr. Paparazzi , Wireimage

 

 

 

 

Pamela Anderson hosted Pure's New Year's Eve party last night and showed up without hubby Rick Salomon. Pammy filed for divorce recently and then quickly took it back saying they were "working things out." Yeah, it looks like it. Maybe he's at home with her kids? I mean someone has to be.

 

Pammy talked to People about the issues in her life. "Oh there's plenty. What can you do? We're all human. We're all trying."

 

Pammy looks just thrilled to be there. She needs to stop partying already. Retire from partying Pam! I'm glad she's not with that creepy husband, but she should really be at home soaking in a tub of Dawn liquid soap. She needs to cut the grease and dirt.

 

I wouldn't be surprised if she bought that dress in Chinatown. It looks like it should read "Channel" not "Chanel."  

 

I'm expecting homegirl to take two on that divorce thing real soon.