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Saturday, September 29th 2007

With A Little Help From The Fuzz

Brit Brit back to back! Can you believe the damn police are helping Britney get to Starbucks?! People this is what your tax dollars is going towards. That police officer is one fine man though.

I mean can't Starbucks do this bitch a favor and build a store INSIDE her house. They would seriously make a killing. That would be the most successful Starbucks in California if not the world! She would still go out and get it herself though. She loooooves the attention. She loves, loves, loves it! She's already perfecting the act of trying to look like she hates it.

Source: ONTD

Posted by: Michael K

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.....Help......Meee........

It's your morning Brit watch! Brit Brit and dog London made their usual Starbucks run in Malibu yesterday. She just has to have her Venti crappucino with extra whip, fudge sauce, caramel sauce, a dash of meth and just a sprinkle of cheeto dust. You know how she likes it.

Are those boots back? Please tell me they aren't. I would've thought that a moment away from Brit they would've taken their shot and made a run for the border!

London also looks pretty freaked. He's thinking "Please don't accidentally eat me like you did to Bit Bit!!!! I'm too young!"

Oh Brit! Always the epitome of elegance. Always!