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Where is she now? A couple of years ago she played Larry's mother on Curb Your Enthusiasm. She was also on "The View" earlier this year. She's semi-retired and lives on a ranch in California. 

Why is she HS of the Week? Vera Charles in Mame! Most of you know her in "Golden Girls" and "Maude" but Bea stole the show from Lucille Ball in "Mame" in the 70s. The movie sucked, but Bea was hot.

 

 

 

Kate Hudson probably finally realized she wasn't dating someone at her fame level. Sources tell OK! Magazine that Kate has dumped Dax Shepard and he didn't even know it! Dax apparently heard from a friend that Kate was over his ass.

 

 

Kate was spotted last week "canoodling" with supermarket billionaire Ron Burkle in NYC.

 

I'm sure Kate is just beside herself. Look at her with Dax. She looks so in love. Oh well, I'm sure Ron Burkle will buy her a jet to ease the pain.

 

 

 

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden will become legally married on October 13th in Laguna Beach, CA reports TMZ. Nicole is currently knocked up with the couple's douche/troll spawn. The ceremony is said to be small and intimate which probably means 500 people instead of thousands. 

 

Booooring. Somebody send Hilary Duff an invitation, but mask it as a pony convention. Bitch will gallop on in and ruin everything. Hollyweird has been such a bore lately and we need some GD action!!!

 

 

 

 

 

The News of the World (I know...I know) claims Britney Spears has been begging KFed to give her a second chance at love with him. A source said that she thinks if she has KFed back it'll help get her life back on track. KFed told her to step off and it apparently sent her into a deep depression. When she found out KFed was dating Playboy model and Colin Farrell's sex tape co-star, Nicole Narain, she flipped out and called the Befrienders suicide hotline several times. Can you imagine being the counselor on the other end?

 

Counselor: "Suicide help line. Before you nix it, we'll try to fix it. "

 

BS: "Hey y'alls. It's Britney bitch and I want to do suicides. How do I do suicides to myself? Can you text me instructions or somethin'."

 

A source said, "Britney's bouncing off the walls with rage and has been calling Kev day and night to check he's not with Nicole.

"She's desperately jealous and wants to keep Kevin's attention on her. She wants him back. She thinks by getting Kevin back he'll drop the custody battle—but that's not going to happen."

The source also claims that Brit was ordered by the court in a secret hearing last Friday to have psychological tests. 

This is the BEST part. This friend said Brit wants to flee to Cuba with her two sons. CUBA!!!!!! Oh shit, this is so good. Honey turn off "Days of Our Lives" this is the real shit! 

"She's terrified of losing her sons. There are no extradition laws in Cuba, so she thinks it's her only hope."

Because of all this drama, friends and family want Brit to join Lindsay Lohan in rehab in Utah. That's just what that bitch needs. They'll probably bump kitty cats too. 

Here's Britney visiting a furniture store in Malibu yesterday. I was about to say she looks cute, but then I saw the pit stain. Yup, bitch knows how to ruin her own moment!

 

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