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Tonight is the season finale of Crack Rock of Love on Vh1 at 9pm. I am praying that Heather, the 32-year-old stripper, wins this bitch and gets to see what's under Bret Michaels' bandana. I'm guessing it's a crab farm up in there. Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure Heather isn't going to take this shit. That pink-haired Natalie Portman, Jes, is going to win. Boo, but they are probably already broken up.

 

Rich at the Celebreality blog did a picture timeline of Heather's hair. Seriously, the only reason I watch is to see how high Heather is going to take her hair. Week 4 was the greatest, but I'm told her finale hair tonight is epic.

 

Goooooo Heather!

 

 

 

The only way these pictures of Milo Ventimiglia in October's Best Life Magazine could be any better is if bitch was in his undies and nothing else. Now, I don't like 'em nude. There's something about seeing the dick in the light that isn't so appetizing. It sort of just looks like a sad slug who has just been sprinkled with a little bit of salt.

 

Anyway, I don't watch Heroes, but I love this hot piece. I'm also praying he isn't dating that midget cheerleader!  

 

 

Source: ONTD

 

 

 

 

Iris Kyle of the US won Ms. Olympia of 2007 yesterday in Las Vegas. This is her third win! I'm not going to say anything bad about this shemale, because she can probably send me to the ER with just one blow.

 

Below are some of the other finalists. The first homegirl is my favorite. You can't tell me that's a woman. You can't! That's a scary dude with a Britney wig on. Their clits probably have more muscle than my entire body! Their clit could beat my arm in an arm wrestling match! Truth. Although I'm pretty sure their clits are penises now.