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Little Katie Bosworth is a great example of a young girl with stars in her eyes who let Hollywood eat her alive and turn her into an affected, processed clone. Look at Kate in 2002. So young, so beautiful, like she could take on the world. Now she looks like she's trying so hard to be whatever it is they want her to be. Oh Kate, look at that girl you used to be. Reach out to her, because she misses you.

 

Whatever, bitch looks like a greased up weasel now. Her eyes change color though. I like that. Like a mood ring and her mood is always MISERABLE. Speaking of miserable, doesn't Anna Wintour look like the happiest person on Earth. She needs to lighten up and stick that Starbucks up her ass. It'll give her a quick coffee enema and I heard those really loosen shit up. Ok, ok....I've done more than just heard.

 

Below is Kate at various NYC Fashion Week events this week and in 2002.

 

 

 

 

Kyla Ebbert was almost thrown off of a Southwest Airlines flight, because she wore this outfit. Kyla went on "Today" this morning and modeled the same outfit she wore for Matt Lauer. You know he boned out.

 

The 23-year-old HOOTERS waitress and her mother said they couldn't believe it.

 

Kyla's mother, Michelle, said, "She looks like every other college girl in San Diego.” Yeah every college student that hooks at night!

 

Strangely enough a male flight attended told Kyla she looked like a trollop and tramp. Kyla said, “He told me, ‘I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to take a later flight. You’re dressed inappropriately. This is a family airline. You’re dressed too provocative to fly on this flight,’ ”

 

“I said, ‘What part of it, the shirt, the skirt? Which part?’ “ Ebbert continued, recounting her conversation with Keith about her outfit. “And he said, ‘The whole thing.’“ I said, ‘I didn’t bring any luggage with me. I don’t have anything to change into. What can I do to make sure I can get onto that flight?’ I had a doctor’s appointment. I had to be there.”“He said ‘You can go to the gift shop and you can buy something to wear there. Until then, you’re not flying on this flight!"

 

The dude finally let her stay on the flight if she pulled down her skirt and pulled up her shirt even though she wasn't showing any cleavage. Kyla said everyone was staring at her and she used a blanket to cover herself up as she cried during the entire flight. Oh how I know that feeling. It's call shame Kyla and it's something I usually feel after a drug-filled night of orgies and poop sex.

 

Kyla says she just wants the airline to apologize. Southwest issued this statement:

 

"Southwest Airlines was responding to a concern about Ms. Ebbert's revealing attire on the flight that day.  As a compromise, we asked her to adjust her clothing to be less revealing, she complied, and she traveled as scheduled.  When a concern is brought to our Employees' attention, we address that situation directly with the Customer(s) involved in a discreet and professional manner.  Fortunately, as an airline that carries approximately 96 million Customers a year, these situations are extremely rare."

 

Kyla and her mother are speaking with an attorney about what to do next.

 

On her return flight Kyla decided to wear the same outfit. This time the female flight attendent actually complemented her outfit.

 

Why didn't she fly HOOTERS Air?! Wait, they went out of business right? That was the shit airline I tell you. Boobs in the sky.  

 

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Vanessa Hudgens has apologized to her High School Musical fans after nude pictures of her leaked on to the internet yesterday.

 

She issued this statement:

 

 

Girl, don't be sorry! Eff Disney! You can't help being a slut, it's in our nature. It's in our blood. Sluts do slutty things. Plain and simple. Why hide it. Don't deny it.

 

Yeah, Disney will probably write you off for good, but you don't need them! Get a sex tape going with Zac Efron and that will take your shit even further, because all the gays and some chicks want to see the Efron peen. Just make sure you wax down in that jungle.

 

 

 

 

Why they gotta do Foxy like that?! HA! Homegirl is going to spend a year in the slammer a judge ordered this afternoon. Judge Melissa Jackson ignored Foxy's pleas and said she was a "good actress." Melissa is a hot bitch. Judge Melissa said if this was the first time Foxy apologized for messing up she might believe her, but this isn't. That's what you get for violating your probation.

 

Foxy is knocked up and if she serves her entire sentence will give birth in the big house. She can name her baby Rikers.

 

Expect Foxy to give a big interview and make a show of it. You know the bitches that she beat down in that beauty salon are having themselves a good ole' party tonight.

 

Source: TMZ