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Thursday, September 6th 2007

Give Me Head

 
Damn! Where does it end and where does it begin? It must take two cases of make-up to cover that entire head. I actually love it though. I can see my reflection in it and shit. Fuck, I think I can see the future too if I concentrate. I'm not feeling that prom 'do though.
 
Here's Ty Ty at Fashion Rocks in NYC tonight.  
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tyra Banks at Fashion Rocks

Tyra Banks at Fashion Rocks

Tyra Banks at Fashion Rocks

Tyra Banks at Fashion Rocks

Tyra Banks at Fashion Rocks

Tyra Banks at Fashion Rocks
Thursday, September 6th 2007

Welcome To The Club

 
So.......that little nudie of Vanessa Hudgens going around the internet is real. Her lawyers got to me earlier this afternoon even though I'm not hosting the picture. Go figure. You know how lawyers are.
 
Vanessa's rep issued this statement: "This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public."
 
There was a lot of speculation as to whether or not the picture was fake. Why didn't Vanessa just deny it and say it wasn't her. We'd all believe her. I mean I'd believe her.  I guess it's just the way stars are made nowadays.
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, September 6th 2007

White Oprah Is Penning A Response Right Now

 
Jodie Foster is the latest person to blame White Oprah for all of Lindsay Lohan's troubles.
 
Jodie who was a child star herself said, "Can I just ask, where is her mother? I mean, really, where is her mother?"

"When I was their age, there were no big 18-year-old stars... Now, we want the 17-year-olds so we can bleed them for all they're worth and squeeze as much money as we possibly can out of them - and then their career will be over in something like three years."

Yeah, basically. I can't wait for White Oprah's response. She's probably drowning her sorrows in Strawberry Hill and once she wakes up from her booze induced coma she will tell Jodie off I'm sure. 

In other Blohan news, Michael Lohan is currently in Utah visiting her reports Access Hollywood. She apparently has not seen her dad in more than 2 years. It'll be a quick trip I'm sure. He'll say "Hi Lina....Oh...Lindsay! Lindsay! Sorry, sorry. Hey kid, you look good and all that. Praise Jesus. Can you spot your old pop a couple of Benjamins." True that.

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Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, September 6th 2007

Baby Wee-Wee Will Haunt My Dreams


This little commercial comes to us from the UK and advertises a boy doll called Baby Wee-Wee. It's a doll who pisses. Yeah, that's all he does. Baby Wee-Wee's "wee-wee" looks like a Cheeto and he's obviously not Jewish. Ugh, I can't say anymore.

VIA: Jezebel

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, September 6th 2007

Rode Hard

 
Aubrey O'Day of Danity Kane used to be such a cute girl. Homegirl must be living hard. You know what she looks like? She looks like an old, used compact sponge. The kind that's covered in old make-up, dirt, glitter and tattered at the edges. That's what Aubrey looks like. She needs a break!  
 
Stop going out Aubrey! Stay in and take a bath or something.
 
Here's Aub at the one-year anniversary of Tenjune nightclub last night.  
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Aubrey O'Day

Aubrey O'Day

Aubrey O'Day

Aubrey O'Day