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When Orlando Bloom was first hot shit for playing that sexy elf, I would've definitely let him do ear sex (Yes there's such a thing ) to me or whatever got his rocks off. Now, not so much. Orlando's unfortunate lip pubes are for a stage role he's doing in London.

 

Getting with Orlando now would make me very uncomfortable. He looks like a slimy priest from the 70s. I'd have to dress like an alter boy with an afro and I'm not sure I'm down with that. Oh eff it. I'm up for anything. So yes, I'd hit it.

 

 

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Chloe Sevigny would like to think of herself as a fashion icon. She's even launching her own line for Opening Ceremony here in NYC this week. 

 

This outfit would totally make Dawn Weiner proud.  That t-shirt looks like it was made by a 4-year-old in the back of a bumpy van. The sad part is Chloe is probably charging hundreds for that rag! I mean I wouldn't even clean my furniture with that mess. My furniture deserves better and yes it's IKEA and IKEA needs love too sometimes. Damn.

 

Anyway, here's Chloe with Linda Evangelista at an F.I.T event in NYC today. Linda is totally saying to herself "I can't believe I'm being seen with this. How will I ever recover? Linda, if you don't look at it...it doesn't exist!" 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Wachowski Brothers are the directing duo behind such films as The Matrix Trilogy, the upcoming Speed Racer and my personal favorite Bound. The brothers are no more after one of them, Larry Wachowski, has had a sex change. Larry is now known as Lana Wachowski from here on out.

 

Lana is expected to speak to Dateline NBC about her change after Speed Racer hits theater in May. Cinematical reports that Lana's brother, Andy Wachowski, will do all the press for the film, because sources say they are afraid the whole "sex change" thing could hurt their family friendly movie.  

 

Lana was married to a woman for almost 10 years. Lana left her for a dominatrix in 2002 and became her "slave" full-time.  

 

Above is Lana and Andy at a recent event. Yes, that's Lana after the change!

 

Tranny slave? Lana is into some kinky shit. Hey, I say if you don't want the peen you got to cut it off. Peen isn't for everyone. If I had the surgery I'd ask to keep the dick, so I could fuck myself with it. I know, I need more therapy.

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't even call this airbrushing. This is straight-up CUT and PASTE. They took America Ferrera's head and put it on some skinny bitch's body. They were probably just like "eff it, just cut the skank's head off."

 

Where are her breasts, ass and arm waddle?  

 

On the left is America's head and some model's body on the cover of Glamour and on the right is America a couple of weeks ago.  

 

Source: ONTD

 

 

E.T. phone HO! Here's Tyra Banks  in a new promo shot for America's Next Top Model Cycle 85 or whatever they are on. First of all, Tyra hasn't look like that  in...EVER? Second of all, I don't know how the hell they got that helmet over that massive ten-head. They probably had to use a giant crane, a stealth bomber and some silly putty to get that shit on. I bet you there's like 50 guys behind her holding it down. 

 

Source: C+D