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The term "can't get clean" was basically invented for Amy Wino. I mean this is as good as it gets! Wino made a surprise apperance at tonight's Mercury Awards in London where she sang her new song "Love Is A Losing Game." She was joined by her rat bastard husband and her daddy, Mitch.

 

The host told the audience that Wino had the best voice he's ever heard. Well, he's never heard Celine "I Am The Greatest Singer In The World" Dion blow before.  

 

What the hell is going on with that dress? It looks like when the mice in Cinderella put together her ballgown for the party and this is what they had like halfway through making it. Wino probably had her crack mice put something together for her, but they got passed out from smoking too much and she ended up with this! 

 

 

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TMZ reports that Halle Berry is knocked up with Gabriel Aubry's baby. Halle was due to film "Tulia" in October, but shooting to be postponed. Sources claim she's 3-months along.

 

Halle was due to reunite with her "Monster's Ball" co-star Billy Bob Thornton.

This would be 41-year-old Halle's first baby.

 

Both of these bitches are so hot, but two hots don't always make a hot. Sometimes two hots can cancel each other out and bring the fug out. I'm just saying!

 

There's also rumors that JLo is knocked up. All these damn babies! They are taking over the world!

 

 

 

 

We get it Kiera Knightley! You're naturally skin and blah blah blah! How can she be surprised that people ask her about her weight all the time when she wears this crap. It makes her look even more like the walking dead!

 

I bet it only took one roll of toilet paper to cover up her skinny ass. 

 

Here's KK at the London premiere of Atonement. More like A-TOE-UP. Ok that was bad.