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Her sisters were out getting Starbucks in Beverly Hills!

 

I get sort of excited when I see pictures of the Willis girls only because I am so sick of writing about Britney, Lindsay and Paris. This is the new breed of no-talent, not-so-pretty girls getting famous. I still don't think Tallulah Belle (below) is that fugly. She's actually rather cute. Rumer can't be helped . All has been done.

 

Scout on the other hand.......I mean they should just become dudes. They honestly would make hot dudes.

 

Demi + Bruce = WTF 

 

 

Celebrity Babylon

 

 

 

Sarah Jessica Parker as a brunette sounds like it would look lovely. However, the brown has taken her from looking like a horse to looking like an afghan hound. I guess that's an upgrade?  

 

Here's SJP on the set of that movie about old cronies looking to get their rocks off in NYC.  

 

 

 

 

Kiefer Sutherland was officially charged with two misdemeanor counts of DUI.  This is  Kiefer's like fourth DUI or some shit. He was already on probation for a DUI back in 2004.

 

If convicted Kief could get up to 1 year in jail and a $1,000 fine plus 6 extra months in the slammer if a judge feels he violated his probation. Kief is being represented by Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Blair Berk. This means he won't serve a day!

 

His arraignment is set for Oct. 16.

 

4 DUIs only get you a year in jail?! He won't see a minute in the clink. Ok maybe 1 minute, but it's 1 minute max! 

 

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That unborn baby is saying a prayer!

 

Nicole Richie left Joans on 3rd in some high high high wedges yesterday after lunch with one of her gays, Carlos. I'm sure she can handle it...hopefully.

 

Her shoes remind me of silver leaving. Have you guys ever tried doing that crap? Since I'm gay I like to do gay things and I tried silver leafing a damn trunk. I still have silver leaf in my damn butt crack from that mess. That shit is not easy.