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When dudes shave their head that close all the time does that mean that they went bald? Joey Lawrence has been looking like Yul Brynner for the past couple of years and I'm not into it. Unless he's  planning on singing "Shall We Dance?" 8 times a week there's no need for that. I'd still hit it. I'm not going to lie.

 

Here's Joey and his former "Dancing with the Stars" partner, Elena Grinenko, signing their new ballroom book at the Borders in Bridgewater, NJ today. I wish I was making this up. This is some Christopher Guest shit.

 

Oh and that dude in the first thumbnail is so many kinds of hot. I need to take ballroom with that man. You know we'd cause explosions with our cha cha. 

 

 

 

 

 

Joseph Fiennes hot ass will get trannylicious for FX's new pilot about a dude who gets his dicked cut off. Ryan Murphy of Nip/Tuck fame and Brad Pitt will executive produce that bitch. Ryan will also direct.

 

The untitled drama formerly titled "4 oz." will follow a family man's journey into becoming the woman he's always wanted to be. Blythe Danner will play his mother. Robert Wagner will play his father.

 

Production will begin later next month.

 

Josie will make the perfect pretty lady. I was rooting for Angelina Jolie, but I'll take him. Speaking of trannies. did anyone see "Dirty, Sex, Money?" Candis Cayne is beyond hot. She is the perfect tranny.

 

Source: The Hollywood Reporter

 

 

 

 

I don't have titties and I can tell you that this bra is not comfortable. It's squeezing her luscious breasts! That's breast abuse.

 

So, this scientist named Joanne Morgan invented this special new bra for women with large breasts. She calls it the Faveo Freedom Bra. I call it retarded.

 

She came up with the idea when she bought a backless dress and couldn't find a bra that went with it. She said, "I tried the dress on at home. I didn't want to take it back to the shop and so started to experiment with new ways to invent a bra. I had my Eureka moment after a couple of glasses of wine.

"I wanted to test it straight away so I cut up lots of pieces of clothing to create a prototype. I worked well into the night, but realized pretty quickly that even my own crude attempt was a comfortable and supportive backless, strapless bra."

The bra will set you back $50 and unfortunately it's only available in the UK and Australia. You big tittied American women are out of luck. Actually, just make one using duct tape and Elmer's glue. It will probably be more comfortable.

Again I don't have large breasts, so maybe this Joanne character is on to something! You tell me. 

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Why won't my beloved Adrien Brody cut that duster already. If it gets any longer he really will start to look like Yanni. Even Linda Evans looks at him like "Been there, done that!"

 

Here's Adrien wearing a hideous belt with Jason Schwartzman at a press conference for Darjeeling Limited in NYC today.