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When did Winona Ryder start looking like a pill-popping, lunch-skipping, Park Avenue divorcee?! Severe much? Damn, Winona. Slow down the aging process. I mean you're only 36! 36 going on 60!

 

Here's Winona with Marisa Tomei at the Alberta Ferretti show in Milan tonight.

 

 

 

 

The 25-year-old daughter of Marguerite Perrin died in a car accident yesterday in Ponchatoula, LA. In case you don't remember Marguerite, she was one of the stars of "Trading Spouses." She became a household name overnight for being the "God Warrior." Her daughter Ashley Perrin was also on the show as well as Ashley's young daughter. 

 

The Hammond Daily Star reports that Ashley was driving alone in a mini-van when she hit the guard rail. She was dead at the scene and officials say alcohol or drugs are not suspected. 

 

I was obsessed with Marguerite! I mean those of you that read me then know this. She was my Phoebe Price, so this is truly sad!  

 

You can click here to watch Marguerite's infamous "Dark-Sided" tirade. I'm too sad to watch it and I've seen it a million times anyway. Ashley, her daughter and Marg's other daughter are in the clip. Sadness!!! 

 

This is truly dark-sided. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A judge just declared that the jury in the Phil Spector murder trial are deadlocked. HUNG! Oh how I love that word.

 

Today was the jury's 12th day of talks. They told the judge they couldn't come up with a verdict last week, but he told them to keep going. It's unknown which way the 12-person jury were leaning, but it was 10-2. They were probably mostly leaning into the toilet having to look at Phil's nasty ass every single day!

 

Looks like they gotta do this again! Phil better come up with better 'dos for the next trial. I want more glamour Phil! Feathers framing the face maybe?

 

 

 

 

Hell yes I'd hit K.D. Lang! You know she can work a strap-on better than most dudes can work their own dicks. Those butchies know what the hell is up. She probably is a master eater too! I'll just put a little Chicken of the Sea on my no-no hole and she won't know the difference!

 

Anyway, here's K.D. being hot with Elton John and Uma Thurman at an AmFar event last night.