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Brit's Going To Jail......Maybe.....Probably Not

Brit Brit is going to jail! Ok, probably not. Today she was charged with one count of hit and run, causing property damage and one count of driving without a valid California license. The charges stem from that little fender bender in a parking lot back in August when Brit's stupid ass hit a parked car. The owner of the car filed a police report on August 9th after they didn't hear from Britney or her camp.

She could get up to 6 months in jail if convicted, but we know she won't spend 1 minute in jail. Her arraignment is set for October 10.

That may be the reason why Britney was seen crying as she left her lawyer's office this afternoon. Apparently she broke into tears while going to her car. Maybe it has nothing to do with these charges. Maybe she's crying, because she failed her drug test! Drama as usual.

Below is the video of Brit causing damage.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Britney Spears

What Soul?!

Keira Knightley bitches and moans about everything and she has the teeth to prove it. I have no idea what that means, but I'm going with it. This time Keira is bitching about the paparazzi.

“I look in the mirror and go ‘Oh no! More spots, more acne!' And I’m not comfortable being photographed when I’m being myself. I don't like people who tell me I look crap. I think kindness is a good quality, and that doesn't always mean honesty."

“I believe the Aborigines say that every photo takes away a bit of your soul. It’s very odd but I think there’s some truth in that.”

KK when you look in the mirror, the acne shouldn't bother you. The damn pony teefs should. Get those suckers filed down or something. They make me uncomfortable!

I agree with her quote though. She's so deep that KK, but it makes sense on why she looks like a damn zombie. Bitch doesn't have a soul, because it's been sucked out of her by Nikon and Canon!

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Posted by: Michael K

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Kiera Knightley

Don't Say Anything Else!

Why did Sharon Osbourne say this? WHY?!!!

“He’s like a rabbit, he’s terrible. Every song gets him in the mood for love. He’s just like that battery. Instead of that little rabbit they should have Ozzy’s willy banging a drum.”

Images have been created in my head that can never be taken back. Not even the strongest of acid can erase the thought of Ozzy nailing Sharon like a woodpecker going to town on a rotten tree.

I'm surprised his thing even works. They probably have to get it up using a bicycle pump.

Source: The Sun

Posted by: Michael K

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Gross • Sharon Osbourne

Terrence Howard Is NOT Teaching Kim Kardashian The Beauty Of Baby Wipes

It was reported earlier that Terrence Howard and Kim Kardashian were making out at Butter in NYC last week. Kim denies all of this to UsWeekly and thinks the witnesses confused her with Terrence's girlfriend, Miss USA Rachel Smith. Rachel's the hotness that fell on her ass during the Miss Universe contest.

Kim said, "They must have me mixed up with his new girlfriend, [Miss USA Rachel Smith]! I was never at the places they said... I've met [Howard] a few times but we're not even friends."

Somebody confusing your rump for Kim Kardashian's is not a compliment. Rachel is probably shitting herself. No, she probably is literally shitting herself hoping that her ass deflates a little and it won't be confused with Kim's juicy butt in the future.

Posted by: Michael K

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Fake Asses • Kim Kardashian