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Kim Kardashian Is Really Shy

Kim Kardashian will be on the cover of Playboy's December issue. Kim said in the past that she didn't get naked for the shoot and it was really tasteful. UsWeekly reports that Kim will show a little more than was planned. She's showing one titty and baring her fat ass.

A source said that Kim's 12-page spread is one of the largest Hef has ever done. Yeah, because her ass alone takes up 8 of those pages.

Why is this bitch suddenly all shy? We have seen a dick in her vagina! A crooked dick at that! She should have no problem with spreading it and shit. The world has seen her clit! The only thing left to see of this girl is her uterus and you know that looks beat.

Posted by: Michael K

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Hookers • Kim Kardashian

Creepy

Rosemary's Baby!

Elisabeth Hasselcrack shows off her pregnant ass in the new issue of Pregnancy Magazine. She has a 10-page spread modeling maternity wear and shit. Please don't tell me she models bikinis.

Knocked up women are hot and shit, but not this one. There's something so creepy about her. I totally picture Satan's spawn popping out of there and eating us whole.

Posted by: Michael K

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Elisabeth Hasselcrack • Knocked Up

Thursday, September 20th 2007

Elisabeth Hasselcrack

Thursday, September 20th 2007

Elisabeth Hasselcrack

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE, But Only After You Watch This Video

Greg Scarnici has done it again! He's the creator/perform of that amazing Beyonce "Ring the Alarm" video and now he's taken on Brit's VMA performance. It's funny as hell, but he really should've gained a good 30 for the role.

Source: TMZ

Posted by: Michael K

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Britney Spears

Looking To Get Me The Perfect Gift?

Why does Jordan have a book out about taking care of ponies? At first I thought it said "Katie Price's Perfect Poon" and I know that had to be a mirage, because there's nothing perfect about that poon. Also, why do I want to buy this? The synopsis sold me:

Katie Price rode her first pony when she was seven, had a pony on loan at the age of eleven and has always had horses in her life since those days. Now, based on personal hands-on experience, Katie's pony care gift book covers everything you need to know about looking after a pony - from mucking out a stable, to plaiting ribbons and bows into a mane to get a really special effect for a show. For Katie's ponies aren't just looked after superbly; they also get Katie's unique ideas to make them really cool too.

If you substitute the words "pony and horses" with the word "dick" it makes more sense.

Source: Heat

Thanks Darren

Posted by: Michael K

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Jordan & Harvey

Thursday, September 20th 2007

Jordan's Perfect Ponies

Thursday, September 20th 2007

Jordan's Perfect Ponies

Blue Light Special

In honor of it being such a slow news day, I bring you my favorite hookers of the month! These two gorgeous ladies are a mother and daughter hooker team. 62-year-old Mary Clark Duncan and her daughter, Theresa, were arrested in Fort Payne, Alabama after they were caught allegedly soliciting sex to an undercover cop.

They agreed to have sex with the officer for $30 for both of them. That's $15 each. They charge more than me!

The two are now sitting in jail. Shame! How are lonely men in Alabama getting their discount cooze? Think of the people!

$15 may not seem a lot to you and me, but you can get a lot of good shit for $15. That's a meal for two at IHOP. That's a meal for like 4 at McDonald's. That's 2 packs of ciggies! Damn, that's probably a down payment on a nice ass trailer in Alabama! Don't joke.

Source

Posted by: Michael K

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Hookers

Mario Probably Took Them

Extra TV's Mario Lopez spoke to Oscar De La Hoya about those tranny pictures that his lawyer have already denied as being real.

Mario said, “Oscar and I have been friends for a long time…we go way back. He [De La Hoya] is absolutely not in those pictures…very clever photo shop.”

“I just spoke with Oscar about the photos and we both got a big kick out of them. He said he looked like his aunt. They are so far fetched. Clearly they are fake. When you are at the top a lot of people want to drag you down.”

Mario said Oscar denies the pics are real, but says he isn't upset. “He wasn’t upset. He was sort of laughing. His wife was teasing him that he looks better in lingerie than she does. He’s very comfortable in his own skin...he’s really not sweating it.”

You just know Mario and Oscar have panty parties.

See...this is why I think Vanessa Hudgens leaked her own nude pictures. She didn't deny it. She just played the victim role and basked in the glory of the spotlight. If she wanted it to go away, she would've denied it.

So it makes sense that Oscar is denying, denying, denying. Homegirl just wants them to go away.

That being said, Slater is such a hot piece.

Posted by: Michael K

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Hotness • Hunks