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DAMN! I thought I've heard it all with this Anna Nicole saga, but Rita Crosby claims that Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern had a secret gay affair. BARF! In her upcoming tell-all "Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death" Rita claims that ANS and her friend, Jackie, caught Larry and Howard with their shirts off and their pants around their ankles. Jackie claims the two were sucking each other's dicks!

 

Jackie said, "Their bodies were intermingled. It was obvious what was happening." 

 

Even worse is it's alleged that there's a tape of the two going at it. The NYDN reports that Anna Nicole liked watching the video over and over again.  

 

Rita's book also claims that Larry basically bought DanniHope from Howard.

 

GAY SEXING?! I'm all for watching gay sex, but not between those two. I can't even picture Howie having sex with himself let alone another human being. I'd rather see Kimmie and Sugarpie go at it!  

 

Larry said that if Rita publishes that, he will sue her.

 

I'm sorry, but I still can't get over a Stern dick in a Birkhead mouth and vice versa. Eff you Rita Crosby for putting those ungodly images in my head!

 

 

 

 

David Stroupe said Andy Dick's performance at his Funny Bone Comedy Club in Columbus, Ohio was the worst experience ever. David said when 41-year-old Andy performed there last weekend he made offensive remarks, groped people, took women into the men's room and pissed on the floor and on people.

 

Andy was issued a ticket for pissing in public. He'll most likely just pay a $126 fine and court costs.

 

What's more surprising is the fact that people still hire this trainwreck. Bitch is not funny and he probably smells. Coke sweat doesn't have a pleasant aroma. How Andy got away with pissing on a person is beyond me unless they wanted it.  

 

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Please take some time out from vomiting up blood to vote for August's Hot Slut of the Month! It's a motley crew this month! Here's your choices:

 

Marjorie Newlin - 87-year-old body builder

Jermaine Clement - One half of Flight of the Concords

 

Happy Voting! You can cast your vote to the right! The winner will be announced on Wednesday!

 

 

Kate Walsh, Usher and Giuliana DePandi all get married yesterday.  

 

UsWeekly reports that Kate married movie producer Alex Young, 36, in Ojai, CA yesterday. Guests included Kate's Grey's Anatomy co-stars Katherine Heigl, T.R. Knight, Chandra Wilson, Justin Chambers and Sara Ramirez as well as Kate Beckinsale and Tate Donovan. Kate, 39, wore Monique Lhuillier. Visit JustJared to see weddings pic!

 

People reports that Usher, 28, and Tameka Foster, 37, had their dream wedding in Atlanta yesterday. They officially married in a civil ceremony last month. Guests at yesterday's bash included Gayle King, Oprah Winfrey, Whitney Houston, Janet Jackson and Mariah Carey. Usher's mother did not attend. 

 

The real wedding event of the year went down in Italy yesterday between Giuliana DePandi and The Apprentice winner Bill Rancic. According to E! Online guests included Bobbie Thomas and Chelsea Handler. The big names!!!

 

Saturday was officially "Boring Couples Exchanging Vows Day!" I give Kate and Alex 3 years, I give Usher and Tameka 3 months and I give Giuliana and Bill..welll...who cares?!

 

 

 

 

 

When downs-faced Maggie Gyllenhaal was announced as the new body of Agent Provocateur many were like "HUH?" Co-Founder of AP, Serena Rees basically said Maggie was hired to appeal to women. She said "We’ve always been mindful to create a brand that appeals to both men and women." Yeah and she also appeals to Enteldonts , but I doubt those things buy lingerie.

 

I mean she looks alright in the above picture, because she's upside down! Don't turn your head around like I did, because vomiting upside down can be lethal!  

 

 

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The staff at Jade Mountain Resort in St. Lucia claim that Amy Wino left a bloody mess in her $1,400 a night hotel suite and asked them to clean up. The Mirror reports that housekeepers were apparently horrified when they walked in to find the bathroom covered in blood and vomit.

 

A source said, "There was blood and vomit all over the bathroom, it was just terrible. It looked like she'd been sick many times. There was blood mixed up in the vomit.

"It was sickening. They were horrified by the state of the room which looked like a bomb had hit it. The hotel management offered to send for a doctor but Amy declined. She said she'd be fine. Everyone was concerned because she looked so frail."

23-year-old Wino also got sick on a sofa in the resort's restaurant. They had to close down the joint, because the stench was so awful.

Yum. Just what I needed to imagine while sipping my morning latte. Blood Vomit should be the next Jelly Belly flavor.

Couldn't the blood vomit be a sign that she's detoxing? Yeah, probably not. The mixture of heroin, battery acid and daiquiris probably wasn't sitting well in her stomach.

Thanks DramaQueen

 

Claim to Fame: One half of the folk duo "Flight of the Concords" which eventually became a TV show on HBO. They have been renewed for a second season. 

Where is he now? Working on the second season of his TV show and touring.

Why is he HS of the Week? Because he was in Outback commercials! That shit is delicious! 

Heather From Rock Of Love

Claim to Fame: Being the 32-year-old stripper from Rock of Love trying to land Bret Michaels' hard-on.

Where is she now? See above! Oh and click here to book her for "events."

Why is she HS of the Week? The hair. It's all in the hair.

 

 

 

Larry "I'M SO NOT GAY" Craig announced yesterday that he was checking out as Idaho's Senator bitch effective September 30th.

 

With his wife by his side the 62-year-old said, "What is best for Idaho has always been the focus of my efforts, and it is no different today. To Idahoans I represent, to my staff, my Senate colleagues, but most importantly to my wife and my family, I apologize for what I have caused. I am deeply sorry."

 

"I have little control over what people choose to believe. But clearly my name is important to me, and my family is so very important also. Having said that, to pursue my legal options as I continue to serve Idaho would be an unwanted and unfair distraction of my job and for my Senate colleagues."

 

He went on to say "And I'm strictly dickly." I WISH!

 

The Republicans are apparently happy, because they don't want gay at their party! The politically conservative and anti-gay Larry still stands by the claim that he's not gay and he was set up. 

 

What's a Larry to do now? Ten bucks says he's going to get a job as one of those human urinals at the gay bars. 

 

I'm also patiently waiting for his wife to make her claim on how her man ain't gay and she knows this, because he eats her kitty every night and shit. Well, not in those exact words.

 

Larry for Idaho's Gay Pride Grand Marshal '08! 

 

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