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I'm So Scared

In his column for TV Guide, Michael Ausiello, tells a little tale about a really angry troll threatening to kill someone on the red carpet at the Emmys.

Here's what he wrote:

Anyway, it was the unbreakable Hayden Panettiere who threatened to "kill" a staffer from Us Weekly over something she wrote about her in a recent issue. (Sources have since confirmed that it was this item that had HP's barely legal panties in a bunch.) Just when it looked like Hayden was about to pull a Sylar on said reporter's skull, her quick-thinking publicist grabbed her and scolded, "Not on the red carpet." It was a classic Hollywood moment — and one I predict will be streaming all over the Internet by week's end.

Oooooh.....so scared! What are you going to do? Command your 6 other little dwarf brothers to climb to the top of a mountain and push a boulder on me? That's what happened in Snow White, right?

I love that her publicist said "not on the red carpet." She should've followed it up with "Not on the red carpet, but she'll tell meet you in the back of the cafeteria after sixth period!"

VIA Suburbazzi

Thanks Kerry

Posted by: Michael K

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Dumbasses

The Beauty Within

Besides the yellow yarn wig, Courtney Love actually cleaned up quite nicely for a fashion event in London last night. It's all in the make-up and she probably even bathed.

Kate Moss looks busted only because she doesn't have Dreamboat Doherty by her side.

Posted by: Michael K

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Courtney Love

Georgie's Beard

George Clooney truly needs to lose the beard! It doesn't belong. It's not very attractive and frankly it makes me feel a little uncomfortable. It does nothing for him.

I'm not talking about the one on his face.

Just joking! Georgie loves the ladies. Here he is with his new thing, Sarah Larson, at the Jesse James premiere last night in NYC.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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George Clooney

Wednesday, September 19th 2007

She Totally Got That Dress In Tijuana

Debra Messing was spotted in NYC by Celebrity Babylon wearing a dress I swear she got in Tijuana, Mexico. If you've been there you know what I'm talking about. My mom had like 50 of those dresses in the 80s in every damn color. They were like $1 each and my mom would even try and negotiate lower! Cheap!

Thank you for bringing back such fond memories Debra!

Source

Posted by: Michael K

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Fug

Midget Mac Rules My World

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I have no idea what the hell Midget Mac is talking about in his audition tape for "I Love New York 2" but it doesn't matter. Midget Mac is already my favorite dude on the show and that shit hasn't even started yet. If New York doesn't pick him in the end, I will lose all faith in love and scripted reality TV.

Midget Mac also gets shirtless in this clip. I'd hit it. You know he can tear a bitch up.

VIA Crunk + Disorderly

Posted by: Michael K

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Hotness • Reality TV

WTF Is This?!

Oscar De La Hoya

Fishnet Bodysuit

Pink Panties

High Heels

Brown Wig

WTF?!

Click here for the pics

I think I'm in love. It's Oscar bitch....He should've opened the VMAs!

UPDATE - RADAR is reporting these pics are fake as hell. Oscar's agent said, "The pictures have been manipulated or manufactured, and the matter has been referred to his attorney."