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Friday, September 14th 2007
Would You Hit It?
Now I'm asking this for serious, because I don't have any idea. There was a time when Chris Klein aka Suri's daddy was semi-hot, but now I'm not so sure. His face sort of looks like he got an artificial skin transplant or maybe that's just too much make-up. I'd definitely do the reverse cowboy, but he's a little too "Jacko" in the face to go forward. Actually, I'd have to check the feet before I go reverse. Looking at a pair of scroungy ass toes while you're trying to get your thing going will kill it everytime.
Below is Chris and Freddie Prinze Jr. at the Toronto Film Festival. Freddie is looking worn. Damn, we're all getting old. They better invent something fast, because I don't know if I can handle it.
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Freddie Prinze Jr.
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Chris Klein & Freddie Prinze Jr.
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Chris Klein & Freddie Prinze Jr.
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Chris Klein
Friday, September 14th 2007
Chris Klein
Friday, September 14th 2007
Too Much Information
Newly married Jodie Marsh said that sex with her new husband, Matt Peacock, is amazing and that they are experimenting. 28-year-old Jodie is taking a note from Jordan's handbook by giving way too much information.
She said, "We're like wild animals. I feel sorry for anyone who stays in a room next to us because we're so noisy."
"Right now we're experimenting with violence and asphyxiation"
I'd think that anybody effing Jodie Marsh would get violent. That mug is enough to drive anyone to go crazy and choke the shit out of her.
How can I talk bad about her? She truly is a gorgeous creature. I would consider eating the cat, but I'd probably never be heard from again.
Friday, September 14th 2007
Pregnant Women And Cats?
I was reading this article in Star Magazine about how Nicole Richie needs to get rid of her cat, because she can't stand being around it. It's the same cat that fell from a 10th floor balcony and survived.
Well, her friend said, "She loves her cat but says she can't stand to be around it right now. She wants it back after she gives birth."
I found this a little queer so I did a little research and found out about something called Toxoplasmosis . I guess kitten shit and knocked up ladies don't go well together.
Toxoplasmosis is a disease caused by a microscopic protozoan called Toxoplasma gondii. This is an intestinal parasite that infects cats or other mammals that eat small animals, birds, or other anything that carry Toxoplasma cysts. Once consumed, these cysts develop into eggs inside the intestine. These eggs are then shed in feces, where they develop further. If these infect pregnant women, they can affect the fetus and cause birth defects. The risk to the baby increases the later in the pregnancy the new infection is acquired.
You learn something new every day!
Here I thought that Nicole's hormones were making her jealous of other pussy! And she's totally not going to get her pussy back when she gives birth. She'll just buy a new one. That's how those Hollywood twats do it.
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Friday, September 14th 2007
If The Glove Doesn't Fit!
O.J. Simpson told the Associated Press that he did take his shit back, but he denied breaking into someone's hotel room to get it. He said several weeks ago an auction house owner contacted him about some people that had a bunch of his stuff and were trying to sell it off.
O.J. said he was conducting a "sting operation" to get his crap back. Sting Operation?! Does he think he's Mr. T or something.
Anyway, Vegas police said O.J. believes the trash is his while the other party says it isn't.
The bitch who was robbed spoke to TMZ and said that O.J. and his posse pretended to be interested in buying the suit O.J. wore when he was acquitted. He said that when O.J. and the men entered his room at the Palce Station Casino they drew guns and O.J. called the shots.
O.J. you ain't Nordberg anymore. Don't think you're smart enough to pull "sting operations."
Friday, September 14th 2007
Courtney Love Is Still Crazy
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Just checking! Courtney Love has brought her crazy to London. Watch out! Look at her friends, even they are like "Biiiiitttch enough already! DAMN!"
Oh and one of those friends need to tell Court that the possessed cat eye look is not cute.
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