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In her new book "Celebrity Detox" Rosie O'Donnell admits to hurting herself as a child. I've heard of cutting, but I've never heard of "batting." Crazy bitch.

 

The Insider reports:

She writes that as a child, she used to break her own limbs with "a baseball bat" or a "wooden hanger."

 

On page 186, it reads: "My hands and fingers usually. No one knew. My secret." Why? "Proof," she writes, "that I had some value, enough to be fixed." And later, Rosie cryptically adds, "There were many benefits to having a cast. In the middle of the night, it was a weapon."

I'm guessing she needed a "weapon" because she abused? I could be wrong.

She has determination. I tried to break my nose once so I could stay home from school. I couldn't go through with it, so I drank half a bottle of Palmolive to make myself vom. It tasted so nasty. They didn't have delicious scents like grapefruit and hibiscus back then. I know, Rosie and I need the crazy house.

 

 

Ja Rule spoke to Complex Magazine about the upcoming hearings with music executives and rappers to discusss the lyrical content of women in hip-hop. Ja Rule is against these hearings.

 

He said, "They got my man Doug Morris under fire and @#!*, they got him going down to go speak to Congress about hip-hop lyrics, are you @#*$ing serious? There's a f--king black kid right now about to get 25 years for having a fight with some white kids over hanging the nooses over the white tree, let's get to that. Let's get into shit like that, because that's what's tearing up America, not me calling a woman a bitch or a hoe on my rap songs."

 

And then he went ahead and said it.... "And if it is, then we need to go step to Paramount, and fucking MGM, and all of these other motherfuckers that's making all of these movies and we need to go step to MTV and Viacom, and lets talk about all these fucking shows that they have on MTV that is promoting homosexuality, that my kids can't watch this shit."

"Dating shows that's showing two guys or two girls in mid-afternoon. Let's talk about shit like that! If that's not fucking up America, I don't know what is."

 

Drama. Spoken like a true closet case. You know this bitch has taken it up the ass at least three or four times. 

 

Ja Rule is just angry, because nobody cares about his ass anymore. He knows that he needs to spew stupid shit like this in order to get people (like myself) to realize he's still around.

 

That being said he needs to shut his FAS face up! 

 

 

 

 

A few of you guys sent me this horrific story and I was hesistant to post about it, but I when I saw the mugshots of the 6 things involved I couldn't keep my fingertips shut.

 

I'm such a downer, but here goes. These 6 are currently beind held in West Virginia after they did some sick shit to 23-year-old Megan Williams. They kidnapped her, tortured her....I won't give you the grim details. You can visit The Smoking Gun to see everything they did to her. Police are apparently looking for other suspects that might have helped in luring the young woman in. There's more to it, but I won't get into it. I need to discuss their faces!

 

Seriously, what are those things?! What the fuck happened to their faces? You know at first I thought it was Meth, but this is some serious toxic shit. It's like if an inbred rat and a used up crack pipe mated in the middle of an atomic bomb. These people make those creatures from The Hills Have Eyes look like friendly pilgrims. They should be arrested for those faces alone!

 

Kids, this is what meth does to you. Don't do it.

 

And good thoughts to Megan...

 

 

 

Chris Crocker's "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" video has already been seen over 2 million times and it hasn't even been up for 48-hours. Chris has already spoken to Howard Stern, ABC News and he's scheduled for CNN, The View as well as other radio stations. People are skeptical in believing that Chris' tears are real.

 

Chris wrote me an e-mail himself saying that he wasn't faking it and to watch the video in the larger format to see his tears. I couldn't bring myself to do it. I'll take his word for it. Once was enough. My eardrums are still recovering.

 

Chris told ABC News that although a lot of his videos are pure entertainment this one was real. He said, "I made the video in the heat of the moment. She needs to hear someone sticking up for her. Even people who stick up for her don't do it to the extent that I want to, I've been a fan since I don't remember, and I wanted to fulfill my duty!"

 

Chris also told ABC that the clip posted was his second take.

 

He told Howard Stern that he's a top and that he thinks Britney is a better singer that Courtney Love. He went on to say, "Who can think of 9/11 at a time like this? Britney, she is a national treasure." Oh shit. Don't come to NYC Chris. You'd never recover from the beating you'd receive for that statement!

 

First of all, it's not possible to be a better singer than Courtney Love. Second of all, I'd hit it. Third of all, wait is he a top? Shit, so am I. HAHAHA, that was the funniest joke of all.

 

Chris is going to get his own show on Vh1, trust. Vh1 execs are probably drawing up an offer as we speak!

 

Source, Source

 

 

 

An InTouch Weekly reporter claims to have heard a conversation between Angelina Jolie and some "tall, muscular, male" friend about money in a hotel bar in NYC. I didn't believe this conversation for a second, but it would be hot if it went down.

 

Angie is quoted as saying, "I won't talk to Brad about this because you know how he is financially, which is stupid. Someone has to make the big decisions, though. He'll put money into things — but it's bizarre! It doesn't always make sense to me."

"The reality is, we're not a company together. Things should be separate. I think you know I make my own financial decisions. Brad knows there are times he should just be quiet and look pretty."

And if this conversation was really going down and I was hearing I'd immediately call my answering machine, put my celly near Angie and watch the money roll in.

You know bitch is thinking it though.  

Source

 

 

 

Harper's Bazaar needed to stop at the cover. Mary-Kate Olsen is the magazine's cover next month and bitch looks hot on the cover, but they truly effed her up with that mop of orange polyester. Lauren Hutton is like "it's come to this Lauren...it's come to this..."

 

 

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Fergie is the defender of skank - A Socialite's Life 

 

Mischa Barton's nipple comes out for charity - Egotastic!  

 

Fall Out Boy is cooler than you - IDLYITW 

 

McConagay with a shirt on? Is this a mirage? - Popsugar 

Wentworth Miller is hot and sweaty - Just Jared 

 

Jessica Alba endures - Cityrag 

 

She's also seen better days - Hollywood Tuna 

 

Lisa Rinna really wants you to see her breasts (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

 

The inside scoop on Brit's album - Hollywood Rag 

 

Hollywood babies in danger!!! - Popbytes 

 

 

 

Paris Hilton recently said that she wants to have kids starting next year. Closer Magazine reports that Paris apparently wants to adopt "four blonde girls."

 

A source said, "Paris has been saying, ''You don't need a husband to have babies' There are babies in orphanages around the world, and she's hoping to find four girls with blonde hair and pretty eyes."

 

Four blondies? That some children of the damned shit! Like this skank is really going to find a country that will give her kids. I'm surprised she'd actually consider adopting. I would think her vain ass would want to breed. Awwwww....who's going to inherit the wonk and bird beak now?