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Jodie Sweetin aka Stephanie Tanner from "Full House" gave TMZ a copy of their sonogram showing Jodie knocked up. 25-year-old Jodie married Cody Herpin in Vegas just a few weeks ago. Herpin? Oh that's toooo easy.

 

The Olsens must be so proud. Stephanie turned out to be such an elegant and sophisticated lady. Please tell me she's not knocked up in that picture. Knocked up and smoking? What an effin cliche.

 

Jodie infamously battled a meth addiction for a couple of years. She got clean in 2005. She told "Good Morning America" that meth took 5 of her teefs.

 

Methbaby!

 

 

 

Well in Ulyanovsk, Russia anyway! Above is Irina and Andrei Kartuzov and last year they were one of the winners of Russia's baby making contest getting themselves a brand new SUV! It's better than the lottery. 

 

You see Russia has declared September 12th as the Day of Conception. The Regional governor declared that those that sign up must stay home and get to fucking to help Russia's demographic crisis.

 

On Russia's National Day, June 12th, the couples that give to birth to babies will win cars, money, electronics and other prices.

 

The governor said, "If there's a good, healthy atmosphere at home within the family, if the husband and wife both love each other and their child, they will be in good spirits and that will extend to the workplace. So there will be a healthy atmosphere throughout the country."

 

Last year 500 women signed up to the contest and 78 babies were born! Score!

 

It's Wheel of Cock! Sign me up!

 

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Keira Knightley said she totally contradicts herself by saying she wants her privacy, but then goes ahead and poses nude for billboards and shit.

 

KK said, “Of course I want to have my cake and eat it. Who doesn’t want to have their cake and eat it? Show me that person.”

 

Ummm...KK. You shouldn't say that cake part. It sounds silly when you say it. Well, if you're going to say it subsitute cake for ice chips. "Of course I want to have my ice chips and eat it too!" Yeah, that sounds right.

 

Here's KK with James McAvoy at the Toronto Festival premiere of their movie Atonement. I knew a Goth lesbian chick that wore that same dress to my prom and I'm not even joking, but she wore creepers with hers. 

 

 

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InTouch Weekly reports that Owen Wilson has refused rehab and is instead paying $750 a day for a sober companion. This sober companion lives with Owen and follows him everywhere he goes to make sure he doesn't fall off the wagon.

 

Owen has been in rehab twice before and believes a sober companion is the way to go. Friends and family are urging him to go back into rehab, but he has refused. 

 

So all I gotta do is follow him around all day and all night? Sign me up! I'd be the shittiest sober compaion though. I'd be like "Owen I'm bored. Aww fuck it, get your drinking dress on! It's time to get wet!"  

 

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Rapper Trick Daddy was arrested yesterday for getting into a little fight in Florida. The best part is the fight occured in some strip club named Tootsie's Cabaret! Oh shit, I was howling over that. It's the small things in life. He was charged with resisting arrest and disorderly intoxication. He is currently beind held on $1,500 bond.

 

Witnesses say Trick got knocked out during the fight and had to be taken away by ambulance.

 

Tootsie's!  Oh, it's all in the name. I bet you a stripper knocked him out. Those bitches get vicious when you don't pay up.

 

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