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Amy Wino and her husband are currently recovering from their knock-down-drag-out-crack-fight last week. They are "recovering" in St. Lucia. Amy's father has been constantly speaking to the press as have Amy's in-laws. Mitch Wino who said that her drug addiction makes him want to die. texted his daughter the other day,  "I texted her first to see that she was OK. And she texted me back saying, 'I'm right as rain, love you dad'."

 

Right as rain. ACID rain!

 

Wino has also cancelled her entire U.S. tour as well as her appearance at the MTV VMA's next month.

 

Her label said, "In a continued effort to support Amy Winehouse's well being, in addition to the postponement of her U.S. tour, all other U.S. appearances have been canceled."

 

So...we've sent her to St. Lucia! Congratulations for being a certified crackhead! You're going on vacay! She should just cancel her entire 2007 and 2008 and sit in a tank.

 

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Is it just me or is Ashton Kutcher looking totally hot as of late? I've never been on this dude's jock, but he's looking less "frat-ish" lately. Before he just looked like one of those semi-hot High School geeks that jacked off to the JcPenney catalog obsessively and now he's sort of filling out. I mean don't get me wrong, he's still as annoying as your morning wake-up call...but still.

 

Here's Ashton filming in NYC yesterday and with Demi Moore. 

 

 

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Jordan whose real name is Katie Price has applied to have her real name registered as a trademark. The 29-year-old plans to use her real name to endorse a line of hair products including hair-dryers and rollers.

 

Any parties including anyone named Katie Price has three months to formally object before an official ruling is made.

 

She should register "dumb whore" as a trademark. That's a much more fitting name for her hair product line. She doesn't even have hair, so how the hell can she endorse products! That thing on her head isn't even hair, it's like yarn! She should open up a yarn store not sell hair products.  

 

There has to be hundreds and hundreds of Katie Prices and I'm sure at least one of them would like to sell hair products one day. HA!

 

The Sun is also looking for all the Katie Prices out there and they will pay you for your time. Hahaha...Jordan! Foiled!  

 

 

 

Lucy Liu is a damn fool for agreeing to wear this wall of mess! It looks like Caddyshack's caca, Sherlock Holmes' vomit, Macbeth's piss thrown in a blender, put on pulse and displayed all over Lucy Liu.

 

Here's Lucy in NYC yesterday filming "Cashmere Mafia" which comes from the creators of "Sex and the City." Patricia Field who designed SATC's costumes work is seen here. BARF! This is a fashion don't!

 

Bitch is getting paid, so I guess she don't mind. 

 

 

 

 

 

Is Janet Jackson dating Gary Coleman now? NO!!!! It's that same ole' same ole'  Troll Dupri! Where the hell did they find a tuxedo that tiny? Does Friar Tux have a "lil' man" section?

 

Oh Janet! I hope he eats the coochie cat good for your sake, because he is just not cutting it next to you.

 

Here's J and Troll at the opening of his Studio 72 in Tucker, GA last night.