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A source told UsWeekly that Jessica Simpson was shocked when she found out John Mayer was dating Cameron Diaz. And how did they figure out she was shocked?

 

"She had her mouth open a mile wide when she found out,” says the source. “She just freaked.”

 

Dear Source. I've got news! That skank's mouth is always open! Day, night, morning, evening, afternoon, eating, drinking, caca-ing...it's open. It's just open. It's permanently open!

 

Anyway, this genius source also says that Jess still has feelings for him and is sad he has moved on.

 

Cammy and John were last seen "canoodling" on August 24th in NYC.

 

 

 

In the latest issue of Rides Magazine , Nick Bollea told the mag that his yellow Supra gets a lot of pussy. A real charmer that one. Yeah, too bad your pussy magnet is now sitting in a junk yard.

 

The only girl that I know that drops when she sees yellow is Kim Kardashian and that's for a totally different reason.

 

Nick also goes on to brag how cops let him go after catching him speeding, "I was driving from Miami to Tampa. I got pulled over going 107 [mph] and the guy let me off. He’s like, “Hey, I know who you are, just keep going, ya know.” Dude, I got back on the road and two minutes later I get pulled over going 113 [mph]. Another highway patrol from the same county said, “I just heard on the radio that my buddy pulled you over and let you go. I’ma let you go this time. It’s your second warning. You get pulled over again, you’re probably going to go to jail.” Three minutes later, [I was] doing 123 [mph] in a 50 [mph zone]. The guy is like, “Hey, I just heard you got pulled over twice in the last 10 minutes. I got to write you a ticket.”

 

I really thought Brooke Hogan was the douche of the family, but now she looks like effin Mother Theresa next to this asswipe.  

 

It also looks like Hulk Hogan's Silver Viper was the other car involved in the crash. Witnesses say it was a friend of Nick's driving it and not Hulk.  

 

VIA TMZ

 

 

 

Who has precious lady fingers? - Mollygood

 

BARF ALERT: Why is this even on the internet and why am I linking it? Results from people's colon cleansing kits! (NSFW) - Blessed Herbs

 

Bridge Moynahan is such a bitch and I love it - INO 

 

Give me that cone Z! - ICYDK 

 

Jodie Foster in W Magazine - Popbytes 

 

Somebody loves Jude Law - Gabsmash 

 

 

Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of some German Magazine called Zoo saying stories in German or something. We still can't escape the Blohan. She haunts us even while she's in the depths of rehab and by depths of rehab I mean getting screwed over a toilet.  

 

She is trying so hard to look hot that she's as sexy as that pornstar looking for free breasts.

 

 

Source: ONTD

 

 

Keira Knightley has lashed out against the likes of Britney, Lindsay and Paris. She thinks those girls basically suck at life. Keira told reporters at the Venice Film Festival,

 

 

KK's just jealous! She's so tiny that her vagina and butthole have become one. OMG! She has a BUGINA! That's where the term came from! Oh KK, I love you and your bugina.