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Thursday, August 30th 2007

Own Britney's Fried Chicken Versace!

OK! Magazine is selling the dress Britney Spears reportedly wiped her fried chicken fingers on. This dress came from that infamous interview and photoshoot the magazine did with her.

In the aftermath, our staff discovered over $21,000 in missing and damaged clothing and accessories, including this gorgeous Versace gown from the Spring 2007 Collection.

After reimbursing retailers for the damaged goods, we'd love to turn this once-negative into a positive by donating the proceeds of this auction to Mothers Against Drunk Driving (M.A.D.D.). We reacted to Britney's heartbreaking cry for help by chronicling the day in print for her and the world to see it was time for change. And now, we're asking that you bid heavily towards M.A.D.D. -- an organization who's call for change is something that we all admire.

Right now the starting bid on eBay i s $1,500.

Wait, or is this the dress used to clean up London's pee pee and poo poo. What would I rather have? Dog caca on a Versace or Britney's chicken grease?

And if she wore it, that's the deal breaker. I can deal with dog caca on a dress, but not Britney juices.

Thanks Meg

Posted by: Michael K

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Britney Spears

Afternoon Crumbs

Becks gets it in the nuts! Now his voice is going to be even higher - Just Jared

We all need to befriend Aniston - A Socialite's Life

Paris Hilton is still a bitch - IDLYITW

Angelina Jolie wants to be taken seriously - Hollywood Rag

The girls of The Hills are attention whores - Egotastic!

Gwen Stefani shows it off in Hawaii - Hollywood Tuna

Celebrity lesbian crushes - Cityrag

Elle Macpherson is pure hotness (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Fergie can't model worth a shit - Popsugar

Game show bloopers - Horny Oyster

Posted by: Michael K

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Afternoon Crumbs

At Least He's Got Body

Butterfaced Jerry O'Connell is a genius:

“I felt a little guilty [for forgetting my wedding date], so I changed all my bank and security codes to my anniversary…..Um, Now I have to change them back.”

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Thanks Kat

Posted by: Michael K

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Dumbasses • Quote of the Day

Think of it as a cross between The Surreal Life and Intervention. VH1 is putting together a reality show about celebrities in rehab. These are hardly celebrities those. The only name that has been confirmed is Jessica Sierra of American Idol fame. It took me a quick minute to remember her. She's the contestant turned Hooters waitress. Her customers love her, because she sings between serving chicken wings. Truth.

Anyway, Jessica is currently at a rehab facility somewhere in California which was confirmed by her attorney.

The other "celebrities" rumored to be joining the cast are Tom Sizemore, Andy Dick and Chyna.

God love VH1. They will put anything on TV. Absolutely anything and I will watch it. I can't wait for Celebrity Colonics or Celebrity Mammograms and you know it's coming.

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Thanks Mike C

Posted by: Michael K

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Reality TV • Rehab

Stick It Up Your...

Sleeparound Sienna and her man-of-the-minute Rhys Ifans were spotted taking a lovers stroll through London yesterday. Sienna denies the two are dating saying "they are just friends." In Sienna talk I'm pretty sure that means she lets him do it in the poop, but not in the coo. You know the coo is much more intimate and all.

That's witch's broom thing is so hideous. I've actually seen that in people's living rooms.