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BreatheHeavy.Com has leaked 2 Britney songs and one is the supposed single "Gimme More." It opens with "It's Britney Bitch." That's probably what she says to her kids in the morning. JOKES! It's alright, it's not completely terrible.

 

The second song is called "Cold As Fire" and well...errr....hmmm...the lyrics on that one are pretty amazing and she sounds like a chipmunk on CRACK. Britney saying "Can I Get a Witness?" and "Handlin' My Bidness" is GOLD! HA! That should be her single!

 

Click here to listen to "Gimme More"

 

Click here to listen to "Cold As Fire"

 

 

 

Team KFED have finally nabbed Britney's former manager, Larry Rudolph. According to Larry, KFed's bitches have been desperately trying to find him to subpoena him in that little custody battle.

 

Larry went into hiding and was said to be on vacation, but he was caught in Los Angeles.

 

A source told UsWeekly, “It stinks. He was trying to stay out of it and keep a low profile but he obviously didn’t keep it low enough. He really didn’t want to get involved with this as his statement had said. He’s obviously not thrilled about it.”

 

So far KFed has served Alli Sims, Shannon Funk, Geico Caveman and Promises Rehab.  

 

They need to sell tickets to that little hearing, because I would certainly pay top dolla. Hell, I'd set up a popcorn and cocktail stand outside. It's going to get good. Imagine the stories.

 

 

 

Heather from Rock of Love is hands down my favorite piece on the show. She's a 32-year-old stripper from Las Vegas who worships Aquanet. Anyway, she gave sex advice on Nerve.com. It was all pretty standard, but then she claimed she was offered $20k for sexy times and turned it down. MY ASS!

 

After living in Vegas I've been offered $20,000 to $30,000 to have sex with people and I turned it down. Maybe it's because it was with married men. I'm not into the whole home-wrecking thing. I don't ever want to feel like I'm a prostitute. I don't know — probably for a million I would. 

 

I would've done it for $10,000. Okay, for $5,000. Okay, I would've done it for $1,000 but I wouldn't have stayed all weekend like that Pretty Woman shit. Ok, I would've done it for $500, but only half the night. Ok, I would've done it for $50 and a meal coupon. Ok fuck it, I would've done it for free. OK SHIT! You got me! I would've paid them $500.

 

They probably offered her $20 and she did it.

 

Image: VH1 Blog

 

 

 

OK! Magazine pulled their offer to pony up $1.7 Million for exclusive photos of DanniHope's first Birthday party. OK! claims they pulled their offer, because they found some effed up crap on Larry Birkhead and they are having "moral issues." Larry claims OK! is pissed, because rival UsWeekly put DanniHope on their cover.

 

Larry told TMZ , "I was just threatened via email by (the reporter) that OK! would do a negative story on me if I did any stories with any other mags. Ridiculous!!! I am not sure what planet she's on but I am not going to be threatened. She blew it!"

 

TMZ also got a hold of an e-mail OK!'s Editor-In-Chief sent to Larry, "You know how well we've treated you ... from free suits to getting a singer for your party ... to be honest, we are upset that you've turned on us."

The EIC issued this official statement:

 

 

"It breaks my heart that OK! has to pull out of a shoot that would have chronicled the next great chapter of Dannielynn's life. That sort of celebration is what the magazine enjoys most. But first and foremost, we—and I—care dearly about the well-being of the young one, and my moral obligation lies with her. So, it's unfortunate, but at the moment, my biggest fear is that Larry and Howard may have tricked us all."

 

This is the way I see it. Larry is shady for selling his daughter for a cool (almost) 2 million. OK! is shady, because they claim they are having moral issues. Moral issues?! Come on now!!! It's about the mighty dollar people! It's a business. It's not about morals. Look at me talking like I even know what morals are! What is that word?

 

Howard is shady, because he's just always shady.

 

I still wanna read the dirt OK! has though.

 

 

If you told me this woman was 40, I'd believe you. This GIRL is 18. Hayden Pantyairs needs to stop! It's lovely being 18. She should love it. It's all downhill from there.

 

She looks more like she's going to run for President not save the world or did they already do that on Heroes? I don't watch that crap.

 

Here's Hayden and some other Heroes sluts at a photocall in London today. 

 

 

 

 

The Alien Princess, Rihanna, has laughed off reports that she's "canoodling" on the down low with Transformers douche, Shia Labeouf. The two were rumored to have had a romantic dinner at Kate Mantilini in Los Angeles last week.

 

Rihanna said, "Me and Shia, we are just friends, you know, we barely even know each other."

 

She also denied dating Omarion.

 

Thanks be to the aliens! RiRi is way too good for that Shia mess. I'm sorry, but I'm not buying him. He looks like he has a crooked dick and those things are dangerous.

 

Below is Rihanna at a Nascar event last night. That dress looks like it was made out of wallpaper scraps from the 70s. 

 

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