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Sheryl Crow could use a flea bath - A Socialite's Life 

 

Nicole Richie juices up in one of Mrs. Roper's old ones - Popsugar 

 

Kate Walsh is a bridezilla - Just Jared 

 

Sienna Miller is nice to photographers - IDLYITW 

 

Madge loves it in the ass - Hollywood Rag 

 

Oprah and Tyra make good gaytime TV - Jezebel 

 

ICYMI: Elle Macpherson being bikini hot - Egotastic!  

 

Jennifer Garner's O-face (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather 

 

Anna Kournikova is a hot potato - Hollywood Tuna 

 

Gossip: 1 year ago - Cityrag 

 

 

I just want to jump through the screen, take George Clooney's hot pepaw ass to the Bliss Spa where we can slather ourselves in Cucumber seeds or whatever they slather on you and then slip into a comfy bed where I'll sing him a lullaby while brushing his beard with a silver comb. Bitch is looking beat.

 

I'll even drive his ass to Indiana where we can borrow some sleeping pills from Holly (see below).

 

Here's tired George and that hot Snow Queen of a woman Tilda Swinton at the Venice Film Festival. 

 

 

 

 

Holly Schnobrich of Indiana knew that she probably shouldn't drive after she swallowed some Percocet and 86 sleeping pills within 2 days. Instead of getting behind the wheel herself, Holly let her 5-year-old son act as the designated driver.

 

A neighbor watched in horror as 24-year-old Holly sat in the passenger seat allowing her 5-year-old take their 2002 Mitsubishi for a spin. Holly's 3-year-old son was sitting in the backseat.

 

It gets better or worse however you look at it. Holly's neighbor immediately asked her why she was letting him drive. Holly answered, "He's a good driver."

 

Her son was interviewed by Sheriffs and he told them that he was having trouble because, he "couldn't reach the pedals."

 

She was charged with two counts of felony child endangerment and misdemeanor public intoxication. She pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor operating while intoxicated charge. She currently sits in a Tippecanoe County Jail on $10,000 bond.

 

Brit Brit needs to send this woman a fruit basket, because Holly has actually made her look like mother of the year. They seriously let any idiot breed. "He's a good driver." This bitch is INSANE!

 

Source: The Smoking Gun

 

 

Actually....Teri Snatcher still looks like a Skeletor. With the flames behind her she totally looks like she's off to take over Greyskull and learn the secrets of Eternia!

 

It's sad that these ads are probably going to be hotter than the actual new season. I don't have high hopes for this crap.

 

On a sidenote, is it cocktail hour yet? It's turning into another one of those days.

 

 

Nicole and Joel's nauseating photo op - INO 

 

Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans are wasted and fun - Mollygood 

 

Remembering Princess Diana - Popbytes 

 

Pigs fly, Princess William gets married - Holy Moly! 

 

Owen's lawyer claims he did not overdose - ICYDK 

 

The other Olsen gets a movie role - Celebrity Nation 

 

Alien Princess shoots a new video - The Bastardly

 

 

 

Maggie Gyllenhaal in another superhero flick? Vom. Maggie is currently dogging up the set of "The Dark Knight" where she has taken over for Katie Holmes as Batman's main love. Anyway, MovieWeb reports that sources on TDK set say Maggie has been approached to play one half of The Wonder Twins in the Justice League of America movie.

 

It would be a small cameo and Jake Gyllenhaal would play her other half. The Wonder Twins are made up of Jayna and Zan. One of them turns into water and the other turns into an animal. Perfect and economical! Maggie requires no make-up or prosthetics in order to be turned into a DOG! 

 

Jake is also perfect for the role. Jake in tights seems like the most natural thing in the world. He probably has the outfit at home.

 

Other names rumored to star in the film include Ryan Reynolds as The Flash, Laurence Fishburne as The Martian Manhunter, Tom Welling as Superman and Ben Stiller as Batman.