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Thursday, August 9th 2007

I'd Cheat On Her

 
Kate Hudson doesn't seem to believe in monogamy and she also thinks men have a hard time being monogamous. HELLO! Her mother is Goldie Hawn and her stepdad is Kurt Russell. I bet those two have threesomes and shit.
 
"As primal beings, men are not supposed to be monogamous. When people ask, 'Do you believe in monogamy?' Well, of course that's what you want. But part of what I love about men is that it's hard for them to be monogamous."

"Women, I think, need to spend more time understanding men than changing men. And vice versa."

I don't agree with this bitch. I wouldn't generalize all men as being cheaters. Yeah, men cheat, but so do women. Especially in the internet age where you can easily get dick and pussy 24/7.

When I look at my dog and I see him humping the shit out of his stuffed bunny and then walk away like it was the most meaningless thing in the world, it all makes sense to me. We're all like my dog. Every now and again you let your genitals do the talking and you just want to fuck the shit out of a stuffed bunny and walk away without any consequences. Some people choose to act on those desires and some don't. It's as simple as that!

With that being said, didn't Kate cheat on her last husband?

Source: The Sun

 

 

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, August 9th 2007

Lohan Knocked Up?! You Wish!!!

 
File this under: TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. According to OK! Magazine Lindsay Lohan might be knocked up. They claim that one of Lindsay's friends has to reason to believe she's expecting a kid, but they aren't sure who the father is. They also said this isn't her first pregnancy scare.
The friend thinks that she isn't in rehab at all, but is hiding out over her pregnancy. Lindsay is reportedly supposed to be seeking treatment at a rehab facility in Sundance, Utah.
 
Let me guess, is this the same friend that sold pictures of her doing coke in a bathroom? Yeah, probably.
 
I call bullshit, but anything is possible with this piece of mess. If it is true that baby better be praying for a miracle.
 
The Insider however claims Lindsay is IN rehab and they spoke to someone who just got out when Lindsay was going in. They claim she "looks like shit." AHAHA! Yeah, that's one way to describe her.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, August 9th 2007

A Delicious And Nutritious Afternoon Snack!

 
I'm joking! She's not picking, she's just wiping the gunk of her nose. Hopefully, she wiped it on St. Angelina's sweater. Probably not, because I think the world would end if that happened.
 
Zahara Jolie-Pitt got a day with her mommy in Chicago today. Ang took her to a local toy store.
 
Baby Z is a bundle of preciousness, but Ang really needs to handle Z's hair situation.
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


That Lady

That Lady

That Woman

That Woman

Zahara Jolie-Pitt

Zahara Jolie-Pitt

Zahara Jolie-Pitt

Zahara Jolie-Pitt
Thursday, August 9th 2007

Look At This Hot Piece Of Man

 
Doesn't he make your loins all watery and hot and shit? Oh wait, maybe that's my stomach. Zac Efron better take note! If he doesn't continue to hit the gym, doesn't take care of his highlights, drinks too much boy juice and drowns his sorrow in twinkies...this will be him in 10 years!  
 
Here's lil' Clay Aiken on his Soft Rock & Hard Place Tour in Los Angeles 4 nights ago.  
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Clay Aiken is Hot

Clay Aiken is Hot

Clay Aiken is Hot

Clay Aiken is Hot