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The Lesser Of Two Evils?

According to TMZ , KFed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, filed papers today on behalf of his client. KFed apparently wants more custody of SPF and JJ. Brit and KFed currently share 50/50, but over the past few weeks he has threatened to demand more custody if she continues her crazed ways.

The papers are under seal, so it's unclear how much custody KFed wants. It's been rumored that he wants full custody.

I guess he's the better parent? It's like asking me what would I rather eat? Shit or vomit? Brit is obviously effing up, so why not let KFed streer the ship for a while?! I mean it's not like it's a big deal, it's just two lives we're talking about!!!

Posted by: Michael K

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Britney Spears • KFed

Don't Feed The Animals

What in God's name is going on here?! Fishsticks stop feeding that ceramic rodent and go tend your eyebrows! They aren't quite Mariel Hemingway-ish, yet!

This is Fishsticks in W Magazine as shot by Steven Klein. I posted that truly trannylicious cover yesterday. Wait, can girls dressing as guys be called trannies? Discuss.

I'm into the shoot actually. I like ceramic rodents, I like Jesus, I like crutches, I like titty-free chests and I like animal ears. It's got all my favorite things!

Posted by: Michael K

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Gwyneth Paltrow

Wednesday, August 8th 2007

Fishsticks in W Magazine

Wednesday, August 8th 2007

Fishsticks in W Magazine

Wednesday, August 8th 2007

Fishsticks in W Magazine

Wednesday, August 8th 2007

Fishsticks in W Magazine

Good Luck Homegirl

Scary Spice is a married woman according to The Insider. Scary married Stephen Belafonte on June 6th in Nevada. The two became public in May! They probably weren't dating long before then.

Scary has been married once before and has two daughters. The couple started dating when Scary was knocked up with Eddie Murphy's baby.

Scary's rep said, "Regarding the marriage, Mel and Stephen have know each other for many years and were great friends first. Now they are deeply in love. The two are very happy together."

I hope Scary made his ass sign a pre-nup! She doesn't want to lose her Eddie Murphy money to that!

I'm a little disappointed with Scary. I would've thought she'd throw herself a splashy wedding filled with celebrities in order to nab a multi-million dollar photo deal with OK! She should've at least done that, because we all know this shit ain't gonna last!

Posted by: Michael K

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Melanie B • Weddings

Terrence Howard Has A Lot of Hang Ups

Terrence Howard had a little interview with Elle Magazine and he really shouldn't have. But since he had to, he really should've had his therapist in the room.

"I like women who look like me. Generally, you're attracted to women who look like you, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection."

That means he's gay.

On his relationship philosophy:

"If a relationship is built on sexuality, it won't last long. Now I'm completely chaste through a relationship unless I get married. I don't believe in premarital sex. It enabled me to date three or four women at the same time, because as long as I wasn't having sex with them, I could always just walk away. There were some [past girlfriends] who pushed for sex, and sometimes they won. Afterward, I would feel unclean, like I'd compromised my own values. So I would have to let them go because they didn't help me to be a stronger person."

Ok, this means he's gay, but really wants to make the straight thing work.

On his deal-breaker:

"Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."

Ok, that just means he's crazy and probably gags when he sees a little pee in the toilet. You know the type.

On his divorce:

"I was in love with her, but she was not in love with me. I can't be upset because she doesn't find me the most beautiful thing on the planet."

Awww...I find you the prettiest prettiest princess Terrence! I really do. He's gay, right? What the hell kind of man wants their vaginas smelling like baby powder?

I can totally picture him during this interview too. He probably spoke really soft and only looked the journalist in the eye when he was talking. He probably had a hankerchief with him the entire time and kept wiping his hands with it. He probably went into the shower after this interview and cried while piping hot water washed away his sins.

I think I love him.

Source VIA ONTD

Thanks Stoney

Posted by: Michael K

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Gay

The Beyond Photoshop Awards

This is the ad for Britney Spears' latest fragrance, Believe. No bitch, I don't believe that's you. Access Hollywood spoke to Elizabeth Arden who claims this photo was shot earlier THIS summer. Yeah, THIS summer and not the summer of 1998.

A rep for EA said, “The only person in the national print ad for Britney’s Believe fragrance is Britney Spears."

Her new scent was described as, “We all have beliefs that are treasures in our soul. Some are fun with a superstitious twist, others are words to live and love by, the remainder serves as inspiration when we need it the most. Britney’s next fragrance is a reflection of her soul. As she shares her beliefs, we reflect on our own.”

Reflection of her soul?! Crazy in a bottle!!!

Posted by: Michael K

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Britney Spears • Photoshop Awards

Ahhh....The Lovely Smell Of Kid Stank

Now I'm not a parent, so I have no idea what is sentimental to you guys. I mean some parents may think the first time their kid poops in the toilet is like a special day or something. So Anyway, Sarah Jessica Parker is hawking her latest fragrance "Covet" and she was asked what her favorite scent is. She basically said her son's stank.

"Not to sound treacly, but it would be how my son's bedroom smells when you walk in. It's clean, and it's mixed with their sweat while they're sleeping and the cotton of their blankets and the moisture that's right underneath their hair. But you almost don't want to share it."

I think that's Michael Jackson's favorite scent too!

P.S. - For all you dummies out there, treacly means sentimental. Yeah, I had to look it up. SJP, why you so smart?!

Source

Thanks Judy

Posted by: Michael K

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Sarah Jessica Parker