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What possibly could Matthew McConagay have in his pants?! It either is a banana, tube socks, a dump or...maybe...just...maybe....naw...that bitch is hung like a mouse! A gay can dream, though!

 

 

 

 

This cover is amazing in so many ways and I really hope UsWeekly gives us the goods with some amazing exclusive pics. I bet you Britney leaves her hat on when she does the deeeeeeeeed.

 

It's funny, because nothing surprises me anymore about this girl. The only thing that would surprise me is if that cover said 'BRITNEY FINDS GOD, MOVES OUT OF HOLLYWOOD AND WEARS A BRA!"

 

Then I would be surprised.

 

Source: ONTD

 

 

 

Ronald McDonald's secret love child is that you? No, it's Lauryn Hill! Seriously, Lauryn doesn't give a fuck! Or maybe she does and that's why she put this heinous outfit together. I'm into it though. I can handle the crazy. Someone really needs to give this woman her own reality show STAT.

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

Geri Halliwell is continuing to show off her body while vacaying in St. Tropez. I want to know where that hot hunk of meat t hat helped her get that body is! I'm so disappointed. Now is the perfect time to see that mountain of a mess in a g-string speedo. I bet the ween isn't impressive.

 

Geri however is looking good for a woman of 40 or whatever age she is! The swimsuit however belongs on a Laughlin, NV stripper or on Rodeo from "Rock of Love." Take your pick.

 

 

 

 

 

Yesterday, it was rumored that Denise Richards asked Charlie Sheen for some of his baby batter to make a third brat. Ewww...I just said baby batter. Denise denied this claim.

 

Charlie confirmed to Entertainment Tonight and The Insider that she wanted some of his stuff. "There was a request for a donation. Without getting into it here. There is a specific document relating to this that I am going to reserve for a court."

 

When asked if he would ever do it, he responded, "I would sooner, in exactly what I'm wearing, walk on the surface of the moon. Does that answer it?"

 

I don't get it. What was he wearing. Does that make any sense? I would like to walk on the moon. That's not every very unpleasant really. Now if he said "I'd rather fuck my urethra with a knife"...then that would make sense. But walking on the moon is cool.

 

Ewww....I still can't get over the baby batter. Nast.

 

 

 

Justin Timberlake led the MTV Video Music Whatever nominations today. Justin was tied with Beyonce for 7 nominations total, followed by Kanye, Rihanna and Amy WINO.

 

The show will be broadcast live on MTV of course on September 9th at 9 from Las Vegas.

 

Justin, Rihanna, Amy WINO and Lily Allen will perform with a bunch of other people. Here's a partial list of nominees:

Video of the Year
» Amy Winehouse: "Rehab"
» Beyoncé: "Irreplaceable"
» Justice: "D.A.N.C.E."
» Justin Timberlake: "What Goes Around ... "
» Kanye West: "Stronger"
» Rihanna (featuring Jay-Z): "Umbrella"

Male Artist of the Year
» Akon: "Don't Matter," "I Wanna Love You" (featuring Snoop Dogg), "Smack That" (featuring Eminem)
» Kanye West: "Can't Tell Me Nothing," "Stronger," "Classic (Better Than I've Ever Been" — DJ Premier remix, featuring Nas, KRS-One and Rakim)
» Justin Timberlake: "Let Me Talk To You/ My Love," "SexyBack" (featuring Timbaland), "What Goes Around ... "
» T.I.: "Big Things Poppin' (Do It)," "You Know What It Is" (featuring Wyclef Jean), "What You Know"
» Robin Thicke: "Can U Believe," "Lost Without U," "Wanna Love You Girl" (remix, featuring Busta Rhymes and Pharrell)

Female Artist of the Year
» Amy Winehouse: "Rehab," "You Know I'm No Good"
» Beyoncé: "Irreplaceable," "Beautiful Liar" (featuring Shakira)
» Fergie: "Big Girls Don't Cry (Personal)," "Glamorous" (featuring Ludacris), "Fergalicious" (featuring Will.I.Am)
» Nelly Furtado: "Maneater," "Say It Right"
» Rihanna: "Umbrella" (featuring Jay-Z)

Best New Artist
» Amy Winehouse: "Rehab," "You Know I'm No Good"
» Carrie Underwood: "Before He Cheats"
» Gym Class Heroes: "Clothes Off," "Cupid's Chokehold/ Breakfast in America"
» Lily Allen: "Alfie," "Smile," "LDN"
» Peter Bjorn and John: "Young Folks"

 

Click here to see the entire list. I'm still surprised they do this shit. It feels so 80s to me. Justice better win video of the year. That shit is awesome.

 

I also hope Justin shaves that pubic hair beard (I'm not talking about Biel) by then.