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Bet You He's Been With Tommy Girl!

Rupert Everett has come to the defense of Tom Cruise and Scientology. He spoke out about it upon hearing that Germany called Scientology a "money-making cult."

Rupe said, "People say Scientology is ridiculous, but it's no more ridiculous than the virgin birth, really. It's all the same madness."

I bet you anything Tom's tongue has been intimate with Rupert's chode.

Whatever gets you through the day is what I say! If worshipping Xenu helps Tom deal with this homoness then so be it! Just shut the hell up about it!

Oh and if it wasn't for that "virgin birth" I wouldn't get hot ass presents every Winter! Virgin Birth or Not....I love a good pressie!

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Posted by: Michael K

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Gay • TomKat

Ugh! He's Not With The BBW?!

What the hell kind of gay is Zac Efron?! And where the hell do I get my gossip? The back of a cereal box?! Anyway, I reported yesterday t hat the Tan Twinkie broke up with Vanessa Hudgens last June and started jiggling bellies with his "Hairspray" co-star Nikki Blonsky.

Well, looks like Zac has stuck with his original beard. These two crazy kids were spotted shopping in NYC today. I still have hope that Zac will make the right choice in beards and go with the BBW.

Also, homegirl has some serious highlights. Zac not Vanessa.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Gay

Friday, August 3rd 2007

Zac Efron and That Girl

Friday, August 3rd 2007

Zac Efron and That Girl

Friday, August 3rd 2007

Zac Efron and That Girl

Friday, August 3rd 2007

Zaf Efron and That Girl

No Fair! I Want To See It Uncensored!

TMZ. has this little video from Cisco Adler's reality show where he decides to show his twigs and berries during a show to help cope with his recent broke up from Mischa Barton. Have no fear, his shit is covered.

Yes, I've seen those nuts of sin before, but I want to see them in motion....jumping around and shit. Yes, I have problems.

Posted by: Michael K

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Gross

Stretched Out Vagina

The famous Duggar family welcomed their 19th member on Thursday. Michelle Duggar, 40, gave birth to her 17th child yesterday in Arkansas. Their baby girl Jennifer was born via VBAC aka vagina birth after caesarean.

Michelle issued this statement, "We are so grateful to God. Jennifer is so precious and beautiful and such a sweet gift." Adds her husband: "We are just so thankful to him that everything went just very well."

Jennifer joins:

Joshua, 19

John David, 17

Janna, 17

Jill, 16

Jessa, 14

Jinger, 13

Joseph, 12

Josiah, 11

Joy-Anna, 9

Jedidiah, 8

Jeremiah, 8

Jason, 7

James, 6

Justin, 4

Jackson, 3

Johannah, 2

All Js? How......annoying. I'm such a grouch! Congrats to Michelle and her vagina for making it through!

Michelle said they would love to have more. Michelle's vagina however said "FUCK NO YOU CRAZY BITCH!"

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Thanks Mara

Posted by: Michael K

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Real People

Sad Sad Sad

A man who worked as a caretaker for Ving Rhames was found dead on his property early this morning. Reportedly the man who mauled to death by one of Ving's four Mastiffs. Ving was not at home at the time. He is said to be out of town. All four dogs have been taken into custody.

Police are still investigating whether or not the man died from the dog attacks or if he died from a possible heart attack or some other medical condition.

Strange, sad and weird. It just goes to show you that dogs are animals and can turn at any second. It's not their fault, it's just the way it is. That's why I surround myself with little, gay dogs that won't kill my ass if they suddenly turn and want to attack.

I can't believe I didn't even mention Michael Vick in the post. Oh shit, I just did!

Source: TMZ

Posted by: Michael K

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Sadness