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I didn't see this one coming. The National Enquirer reports that Owen Wilson tried to kill himself today! Sources say that Owen slit his wrists and took a bunch of pills. He was rushed to St. John’s hospital in Santa Monica by ambulance. He was found by a family member around noon.

 

When he was brought to the hospital, Owen was said to be in critical condition. His lawyer arrived at the hospital almost immediately.

 

His wrists were bandaged and he's said to be in stable condition.

 

TMZ reports that Owen was rushed to the hospital, but they don't say anything about suicide or drugs or anything.

 

Owen Wilson?! Maybe Kate Hudson dumped him or something. I always thought he was this happy-go-lucky surfer type that was all about love and flowers. Weird!

 

Whatever it is Owen, it's not worth it! Especially Kate! Everything will be alright or something.

 

 

 

Hulk Hogan's 17-year-old son, Nick Bollea, was involved in a serious car accident this evening in Clearwater, FL. Nick was at the wheel when his car went out of control and crashed into a palm tree in the median on Court Street. His friend was in the passenger seat. The Fire Department was called to pull the two from the car. The car was completely destroyed and both were taken by helicopter to Bayfront Medical Center in St. Petersburg.

 

Nick and his friend are said to be in serious condition.

 

Nick was driving eastbound on Court Street, approaching downtown Clearwater when it crashed. According to witnesses the car was speeding along the busy street.

 

It's sad, but Nick wants to be a race car driver, right? Hopefully, both boys will be alright.

 

 

 

No, no, no!!! I can't say it! Saying Paris Hilton looks good is unnatural! It's like caca chunk on the peen tip after butt sex. It's something that happens every now and again, but we don't want to see, hear, think or talk about it!

Paris showed off an extension-free mop while hanging out with friends at her crab shack in Malibu yesterday afternoon.

 

In the first thumbnail below she looks like a beat down bird who has just escaped from her cage. Put her back, lock it up and throw the key away!

 

 

 

 

 

It's still a little weird seeing Nicole Richie knocked up. It almost just looks like skinny fat. It's nice to see a little bit of breastes popping out of her though. Nicole rolled over, put on her nightgown, covered her face in a pair of sunglasses and headed out for lunch yesterday at vegan restaurant Real Food Daily in Los Angeles.

 

In other Richie news, her attorney said that Nicole was "pleasantly surprised" to be released from jail after only 82 minutes. 

 

"Nicole was aware that most people with sentences similar to hers are booked and released in a matter of hours and she was hoping to be treated like everyone else.

"Nevertheless, she was prepared to serve her entire four-day sentence had the Sheriff's Department required her to do so."

Yeah, weren't we all.

Source , Images: Splash

 

 

 

 

I've never paid much attention to Shauna Sand Lamas, but now I am. Look at this beautiful and sophisticated creature? Shauna is a 35-year-old mother of 3 and is famous for being married to Lorenzo Lamas. Yeah, true fame. 

 

Shauna was caught in West Hollywood the other night giving a blow job to a homeless man in exchange for his change. NOOOO! Shauna was eating at a fine restaurant thank you very much! The fashion designers of the world should take note! Nothing says extreme luxury like a PVC top, lucite drag queen shoes and make-up by Bozo.

 

Shauna also needs to check out the newest Frederick's of Hollywood's catalog. Homegirl is in dire need of a new top! TMZ caught her wearing this same one last month.

 

Long live Shauna!!!!