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Thursday, August 23rd 2007
Wino In Bloody Hotel Fight With Husband!
OH SHIT! CLICK HERE before you do anything! It's pictures of Amy Wino and her husband all bloody and shit from a fight in their hotel room yesterday morning.
The two were caught wandering the streets of London at 4:30am yesterday. Wino had blood on her beat ass ballet slippers and on her jeans. Her husband...well..he looks like he was attacked by one of Pete Doherty's crack cats!
At 11pm Wino was seen taking a package from a girl on the corner of her hotel. Hours later hotel guests complained about fighting coming from her room.
A source said, "She was cowering in the corner and I thought he was going to hit her. When the lift door opened, she took off across the lobby at a real pace. He was chasing after her and was about five paces behind by the time she got to the main hotel entrance."
Wino ran into the streets and flagged down a car. She begged them to let her in and they took her down the road to a gas station where she bought ciggies. Her husband chased after the car, but couldn't keep up. He continued to wander the streets looking for her.
Eventually her husband got her to meet up with him and they walked back to the hotel together.
I am speechless! You have to see these pics. I can't post them here, but click to see them.
This is beyond cracktastic! This shit makes "Cops" look like Masterpiece Theater! They are going to kill one another. They are like two crazed possums!
Thanks Carboangel
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Thursday, August 23rd 2007
Nicole Richie Goes To Jail...AND SHE'S OUT!
The Insider is reporting that Nicole Richie has checked herself into Paris Hilton's old haunt Lynwood Correctional Facility to begin serving her 4-day sentence. She already has a 1-day credit for the 6-hours she served when she was arrested.
Nicole was busted for driving under the influence last December. Homegirl was driving on the wrong side of the highway. She admitted to smoking weed and taking Vicodin for "cramps."
Nicole is currently knocked up with Joel Madden's baby! What a piece of trash! Knocked up in the big house!
She'll be out by Friday afternoon. TRUST!
The picture above is Nicole leaving lunch yesterday.
UPDATE - FUCK! I was way off. TMZ is reporting that bitch is out! Nicole checked in at 3:15pm and was out by 4:37pm. TIME SERVED! That's shorter than a movie! 82 minutes total! She apparently sat in a cell for a whole 35 minutes.
The County Sheriff issued this statement:
On August 23 2007, at 3:15 PM Miss Nicole Camille Richie reported to CRDF and surrendered herself following a July 27 arrest, she was sentenced to serve 96 hours in County Jail. Miss Richie was accompanied by her attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley and her boyfriend Joel Madden. Miss Richie was booked and processed into the jail system. Miss Richie was cooperative during the process. Based on her sentence and federal court guidelines, Miss Richie was released at 4:37 PM today.
HAHAH. First Blohan gets one day of jail and then Nicole serves not even 2 hours. You know Paris is punching all her dogs in anger!
I also just added her lovely mugshot! Not bad, you can tell in the picture bitch knows she's about to walk any minute. I can see it in her eyes, "I'm outta here in a quick minute, dumb sluts!"
Thursday, August 23rd 2007
Big Wow
Lindsay Lohan's attorney put together a deal with prosecutors this afternoon. Blohan will serve 4 days in the clink for pleading "no contest" to two DUI counts. By law being a second DUI offender gets her 4 days. She will serve a total of 1 day in jail. She will serve 36 months probation and attend an alcohol education program for 18 months for the first DUI and 10 days of community service.
She also pleaded "no contest" to reckless drivingand being a stupid whore.
TMZ also reports she already got credit for 1 day served.
So, I'm guessing she'll serve 12 hours MAX and pull a Naomi Campbell and allow a magazine to come in for a full-on photoshoot.
The Judge also ordered that she should "not to associate with people with controlled substances." Kiss White Oprah goodbye now Blohan! Oh and kiss L.A. goodbye too.
Oh and does looking in the mirror count as "associating with people with controlled substances?"
UPDATE: Blohan issued this statement:
"It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have.
I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so."
Hmmm.....I'll believe it when I see it! It's called tough love! Bitch has done this before! I'm only saying. She was probably high when she wrote that.
UPDATE II : Oh snap! Michael Lohan beat White Oprah to a statement. He issued this one to The Insider:
"I am overjoyed that the system sees that Lindsay is getting the help she needed by putting her best foot forward and by going to rehab."I think between her attorney, BLAIR BERK, and her therapists at Cirque Lodge, she's around people that care about her best welfare and Lindsay as a human being.
"I just hope I can be part of the right path she is on."
He went on to say, "If you talk to Linds can you ask her if I can borrow $100?" AHAHAH! Ok he didn't say that, but you know he wanted to!
Thursday, August 23rd 2007
Just Like Her Sister!
InTouch Weekly reports that Ali Lohan, 13-year-old sister of Lindsay Lohan was involved in a car accident on Friday night after sneaking out of her house. The accident went down near Ali's home in Long Island, New York.
Ali reportedly snuck out to be with her 16-year-old friend at 7:30pm. The boy also snuck out of his mother's house and took her car.
Police said, "We don’t normally comment on traffic accidents unless there is a death or serious injury."
Ali was not hurt. She's currently in Utah visiting her sister in rehab.
Sneaking out at 7pm?! White Oprah probably let her ass go! You know Lindsay is so proud. Was Ali wearing her own pants?! Hopefully she didn't borrow Lindsay's or she's effed and by effed I mean serve a minimum of 4 days in jail.
Image: Splash
Thursday, August 23rd 2007
If Looks Could Kill
Somebody tell me what the hell happened to Richard Greico?! Seriously, this is not right! I'm about to call the police. He looks like a turtle on Meth! This bitch used to be a hot piece. Someone give him a quarter or something, he needs a hot meal.
With that being said, I'd still let him tickle the gizzard.
Here's Greico at the UGLY (is right) Betty DVD release party.
Thursday, August 23rd 2007
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Thursday, August 23rd 2007
Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time
Brooke Hogan needs to get an effin clue! I'm sure her 19-year-old ass reads blogs or whatever and knows that people think she looks a lot better when she't not dressed like she's working the track. Who told her that looks cute and don't tell me her mother, because that woman lost it a long time ago.
She should just get it over with and join the cast of "Rock of Love." She'll fit right in with those 35-year-old strippers. Don't threaten me with a good time!
Here's Brooke at the album release party for Swizz Beatz in NYC on Tuesday night.
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