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Bridget Moynahan popped out a boy today in Los Angeles. Tom Brady is the daddy and Tom is currently dating Gisele Buttchin. While Bridge was knocked up he began seeing Gis.

 

Bridge's spokeswhore told People Magazine , "Mother and baby are doing well."

 

No name was announced, but maybe GotoHellGis Moynahan Brady would be a proper name.

 

Now we just need Salma Hayek's hot ass to pop one out or two or three or four or five!

 

 

Earlier this month 33-year-old Jenna Jameson went under the knife to have her breast implants removed. She also told Us Weekly that she's quitting porn. She says she will focus on turning her biopic into a movie, her clothing line, modeling and her comic book. She will still run her $30 Million a year porn empire, ClubJenna.

 

She went from a D to a C cup. She said, “When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes – unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don’t I be who I am and get my real ones back?”

 

 

Jenna also said she is completely done with porn.

 

As for who she wants to play her in the feature film of her life. She said she would love Scarlett Johanasson, Rachel McAdams or Sienna Miller to play her. Dream on.

 

Jenna should've had the surgeon replace her brains with her old implants. Bitch is delusional.

 

 

 

 

Add "liver disease" to the list of reasons for Angelina Jolie being so skinny. Star Magazine claims that Angie weighs 90-pounds and is constantly dizzy and weak. Sources say Brad is telling friends and family that she's suffering from a condition that she will have to deal with for the rest of her life.

 

A friend of Brad's said that he “convinced Angelina to go see a doctor because he was afraid something was very wrong with her. She doesn’t have much of an appetite and is eating very little. Tests were run and Brad’s family were led to believe that her illness might be something like hepatitis, but since then he’s clammed up, I think he knows what’s wrong, but he’s keeping it from people.”

 

Angie is reportedly on medication for this condition which is making her extremely moody and putting a strain on her relationship with Brad.

 

“Angelina’s moods are up and down and often volatile. She’s lashed out at Brad telling him, “The only reason I’m with you is you’re a mother to the children!” Brad has a much more nurturing, maternal side to him than Angelina.”

 

Let's see....heroin addiction, anorexia, depression and now Hepatitis? Angie has been looking happy lately and working a lot which makes me think it's not some sort of deadly disease.

 

Maybe she caught the dreadful disease known as fugliness. She just needs to spend a few nights eating dinner at Claim Jumper and she'll be all set.

 

 

 

Nanu Ram Jogi is a farmer from India and his fourth wife has just given birth to his approximately 22nd child, a girl. He is 90 years old and is the world's oldest father. He isn't sure how many kids he has total. He has 20 grandchildren. 

 

Mr. Jogi said, "Women love me. I want to have more children. I can survive another few decades and want to have children till I am 100 - then maybe I will stop."

 

Get this. His fourth wife used to be married to his eldest son, but he died.

 

She said, "At first I didn't want to stay here after my husband died. But Nanu promised to look after me and now we have seven children."

 

Mr. Jogi says he eats plenty of meat which keeps him young.

 

Damn! That's some hardcore sperm. We should send that shit to war. It would win all our battles. Dubya better get on that!  

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

The owners of Erasmus restaurant in Antwerp claim that Britney Spears popped into their joint to use the restroom. They said she was coming from the airport and looked a mess in a wig that was too big for her. It's unclear whether or not SPF or JJ were with her.

 

Brit hasn't been photographed in 5 days. This must be a record.  

 

The Nationa Enquirer reports that KFed hired a private investigator, because he was afraid Brit would try to flee the country with his kids. They claim Brit wants to perform in France and then spend some time in a European rehab clinic.

 

A source said, "With all the money and resources available to her, Kevin is paranoid that Britney could try to kidnap the kids," said the source. "She's already dropping hints that she's going to pack up and leave without telling him."

 

Well, apparently bitch is in Belgium! Ugh, and the crazy train is still at full speed. Will that shit crash already?! DAMN!

 

Image: Splash

 

 

 

The Celebrity Dog Matcher Game! But which ones are the dogs? - Cityrag

 

Beyonce exposes her pixelated breasts - Egotastic!

 

Gisele Bundchen in Max Magazine - Hollywood Tuna

 

Salma Hayek's chi-chis are still in the best shape of their lives - IDLYITW

 

Is Tara Reid always in a bikini? (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

 

Renee Zellweger chops the hair gains the fug - Popsugar

 

Jake and Reese's Martha's Vineyard vacay - Just Jared

 

Zac Efron seems to think he's worth a lot of money - ASL

 

Kanye West cheats strippers - Hollywood Rag

 

Joy Behar and Martha Stewart stuff Rosie's face - Jezebel

 

 

 

Bill Murray was busted on the streets of downtown Stockholm in a golf cart! Swedish police smelled booze, but Billy refused to take a breath test, so they took a blood test instead and it takes 14 days for results to come back. Bill signed a document admitting he was driving while under the influence and allowed a cop to appear for him if the case goes to court. Sweden has a 0.2 legal drinking limit. LOW! 

 

I know this story is lame, but I can just picture Billy all drunk and driving around in a golf cart! This story would be even better if he was wearing that hat when he got pulled over. 

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

 

White Oprah and those other Lohan kids descended upon Sundance, Utah yesterday to visit the most famous Lohan in rehab. Of course they had to draw attention to themselves by going to the grocery store. Unfortch, they didn't go to the one where Lindsay allegedly works. She was probably already fired for drinking the booze straight out of the customer's bags.

 

Do they not have food at the rehab joint. These damn attention whores! This was probably W.O.'s plan! Ali Lohan hasn't been in a magazine or blog for a few days, so she probably made Lindsay take her out for some pap action.

 

Apparently, they bought some chocolate. Yeah, with Bourbon filling.  

 

I'm also not really sure what's going on in these pictures. I see a lot of standing and not a lot of shopping. I see some cell phone action and I'm guessing it's to her drug dealer.....no not her! She was just checking in with her sponsor.