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The crabs Paris Hilton left behind will now have someone to talk to! Nicole Richie will serve her sentence at Lynwood. That's where Paris spent 23 lovely days.

 

Nicole had the option of choosing a private and "nicer" facility to serve her 4 days, but if she would have to serve the entire sentence. At Lynwood Nicole will get time for "good behavior" and all that other crap. She could end up being released within a few hours due to overcrowding.

 

Nicole may also serve in the medical ward, because she's knocked up and special like that. 

 

Paris will hand off the keys to Nicole and then maybe...just maybe...Nicole will hand those keys off to Blohan!

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

Alien hotness Rihanna bumped into a chair messing up her foot. She won't be able to walk for 2 weeks, but she said she'll perform her Dallas show in a chair. In a chair? REFUND!

 

A little messed up foot didn't stop Rihanna from spending some of her cash on Robertson in L.A. yesterday.

 

It's a good thing that when she hit that chair she didn't fall down and bust her FIVE-head too! Hahah! Love that alien ho.

 

 

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Flavor of Love 3 is now casting. Flavor Flav will be back looking for love a THIRD time. The official casting website opened yesterday and it allows you to vote for your favorite snatches. If you really hate yourself you still have time to submit yourself.

 

Click here to vote for your favorite chick.

Personally, I voted for Sgt. Beverly. I'm sure she's a dude, but Foofy Foofy hasn't had any luck with the vagina in the house, so he probably needs some dick.

 

There's also a rumor that a second "Charm School" is in the works featuring the lovely ladies of "Rock of Love."

 

VH1 just won't quit! They are like an abused housewife! They just keep coming back for more and don't know when to leave shit alone!

 

That being said I'm still going to watch the hell out of this show.

 

 

 

 

White Oprah has been sued by a man claiming she hasn't returned a $400,000 investment he gave her four years ago to help start Blohan's music career. Antonio Almedia claims some of the cash was used to record songs with Emilio Estefan, but Blohan bolted once she signed with Casablanca. She later released that shit hole album "A Little More Personal (Raw)."

 

White Oprah's lawyer said, "You mean the funds he claimed he lent her?"

 

OH!!! Those funds! Yeah, she probably blew that money right up her hippo-nostrils ages ago!

 

Source: Page Six

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Radar is reporting that Angelina Jolie along with a real estate agent toured a small two-bedroom home in L.A.'s Laurel Canyon last week. The home is priced at $2 Million and described as perfect for a small family, couple or single household. That place is a wee bit too small for Brad and the kids. Could Angelina be buying herself a little bachelorette pad?

 

Doubt it. Click here to see pics . The joint is nice, I guess, but if I was Angelina Jolie that place would be a dump! It's probably Maddox's private crib. He's getting up in there in age and needs his own space.

 

InTouch Weekly also reports that Brad Pitt was recently heard bragging about an apartment he bought for himself telling people that he's going to be spending a lot of time there alone.

 

It won't stop!!!

 

 

 

File this under: MORONS WITH GUNS. Some Memphis dude left his .22 caliber pistol on a sofa end table. Smart. Well, his Great Dane, King George, accidentially knocked that pistol off the table with his tail forcing the gun to go off and hit his owner in the back at 2:30 in the morning.

 

The dude's fiance really must love him, because she said, "I knew he was smart, I didn't think he was that smart!" How lovely to say that when your man is lying up in the hospital!

 

She says she doesn't blame King George, but fears what might happen to him when her fiance gets out. "I feel for my dog. Now people are really going to notice him."

No charges will be filed and the man is said to be in stable condition.

 

Behold! King George! It sucks that dude got shot and all, but that's what you get for leaving a damn loaded gun laying around!  

 

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Guess that classy lady? - Egotastic! 

 

Anna Faris is waaaay too good to be looking like that - Hollywood Tuna 

 

David Blaine uses his magic to not be kicked out of clubs - Hollywood Rag 

 

Sprinkler dog is the best - Cityrag 

 

Amy Wino's Miami escape - ASL

 

Jessica Alba has nipples - IDLYITW 

 

Beyonce's ugly ass bag - Popsugar 

 

Bluebell Madonna takes her first steps - Just Jared 

 

Paris keeps her legs closed for once (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather 

 

This is one BIG hose (NSFW) - Fleshbot

 

Lane Garrison's HUGE win - TMZ