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I think I'm falling back in love with Jordan. She will talk about anything and everything. She has already told us that Peter Andre's dick is the size of a remote control and that he veets his asshole. This time she's talking crap.

 

Strangely enough, Jordan said she's willing to try anything to keep her sex life with Peter alive. “I have a wee on the toilet in front of him, but I’d never have a poo in front of Pete, unless it was a sexual act!”

 

I don't think she's joking. Taking a dump in front of someone is an art form. I have a hard enough time doing it in front of a mirror let alone another human. I don't mind doing it front of my dog though. He shits in front of me. It's something we share, a real bond.

 

 

 

 

Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen have been voted the worst screen couple of all-time in a recent poll. The poll rated screen couples who had the worst on-screen chemistry. Nat and Hayden led the pact for their lack of romantic chemistry in Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones.

 

Here's the list:

 

1. Natalie Portman & Hayden Christensen - Stars Wars: Episode II

2. Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck - Gigli

3. Keira Knightley & Orlando Bloom - Pirates of the Caribbean

4. Madonna & Adriano Giannini - Swept Away

5. Catherine Zeta-Jones & Sean Connery - Entrapment

6. Andie MacDowell & Hugh Grant - Four Weddings and a Funeral

7. Kate Bekinsale & Ben Affleck - Pearl Harbor 

8. Nicole Kidman & Tom Cruise - Eyes Wide Shut 

9. Jake Gyllenhaal & Heath Ledger - Brokeback Mountain

10. Kate Winslet & Leonardo DiCaprio - Titanic

RECOUNT! Jake and Heath?! Where the hell was Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt for The Mexican?! Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves in Dracula?! I mean Jennifer Lopez alone could've taken the first 5 spots! El Cantante, Shall We Dance, Maid in Manhattan, The Wedding Planner...it goes on and on!

 

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I'm sorry, Zach Barf has to be one of the most unsexiest things on the planet. I'm the whore of whores and I don't even think I'd let that in. Ok, if I was really drunk, the bar was dark and my contacts dried up and fell out of my eyes, he would probably look semi-decent. He just looks like a bird. Bird mouths make the worst kissers. They kiss like they are sucking on a lemon. 

 

I know you would get with that though. Here's Zach washing his Porsche.  

 

 

Source: Celebrity Babylon

 

 

 

Wannabe popstar and cousin to Britney Spears, Alli Sims, was a guest at Paris Hilton's Malibu beach party yesterday. Alli is a true friend to all celebrities! She should stick with Paris. They have more in common. No-talent bores who will do whatever it takes to get famous.

 

Alli do us all a favor and skip trying to be famous and jump right to writing that Brit Spears tell-all! If you want to sing, you can even turn it into an album. Just give me the dirt!