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TMZ claims Britney Spears and Criss Angel went into the W Hotel in Westwood at 3 this morning and stayed there for hours. The two were spotted the day before at the Towers Hotel in Beverly Hills. It's been rumored that Criss is helping Brit with her VMA performance, but I'm sure he's sticking it and it's making me sick.

 

Criss looks like the kind of dude that doesn't wash it right and Britney looks like the kind of chick that barely washes it. Now I know why Terrence Howard said he doesn't trust a woman who doesn't baby wipe her vagina.

 

Criss still denies it. He told People Magazine today, "We're not together. Her manager is my manager, and I'm helping with one of her shows. I'm helping with her appearance on MTV. It's amazing how you can't do anything now without people making up stuff"

 

Both MTV and Britney have yet to confirm she's going to perform on the show.

 

Imagine the chemicals that are born when these two nasties bump and grind it. Weapons of mass destruction!!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!

 

 

 

I've seen the fugly Jenna Jameson out and about frequently this week yet I have not seen her with Baby Huey aka Tito Ortiz. Where the hell is that hot piece of dumb rock? Did he slither up at the sight of Jenna's vagina? Oh well, I'll Netflix "Baby Huey's Great Easter Adventure" and get my fix that way.

 

Jenna is still the epitome of health and beauty.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

White Oprah is a free woman! She has reached a divorce and custody settlement from Michael Lohan. WO can now pursue her lifelong dreams!!!! What are they dreams anyway?

 

The terms of their divorce will not be made public, but will be final in 60 to 90 days. Michael will also be allowed to see his kids by September 6th through the process of therapeutic reunification. AHAHAH! Fucked up family.  

 

They have also signed confidentiality agreements to not discuss the details. That won't stop White Oprah. I'm sure she's gonna sit down with one of those entertainment shows and give us a blow by blow and next year release a sex tape where she really gives us the blow by blow. Oh, I love her!

 

Aren't you relieved?! Now you can finally sleep knowing that White Oprah is a free woman. 

 

Source: Access Hollywood

 

 

 

 

Who knew Britney Spears' divorce lawyer was semi-hot? In a Heidi Fleiss sort of way. OMG, her lawyer is Heidi Fleiss! No wonder! Just kidding, her name is Laura Wasser and TMZ reports she's had enough of  Brit.

 

Sources claim Laura's about to resign as her lawyer. Laura has apparently offered Brit alternative lawyers, but she doesn't like any of them.

 

It's unknown why Laura wants out, but I'm sure you can take a lucky guess.

 

Brit is currently embroiled in a bitter custody fight with KFed.

 

Paging Scooby Doo! Paging Scooby Doo! Brit Brit needs a top-notch lawyer STAT!

 

 

 

 

 

Vanessa Manilafolders hairy coochie cat! (NSFW) - Fleshbot 

 

Lily Allen shops for lingerie  (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

 

Shocking! The Hills is a fake ass show - IDLYITW 

 

No wonder Beyonce is boinking Jay-Z - Hollywood Rag 

 

JLo's oatmeal ass - Egotastic! 

 

Busted Chick Alert: The Hooters beauty pageant - Hollywood Tuna 

 

Kathy Griffin has won the lottery - Best Week Ever 

 

Charlize Theron is back with Jason Bateman - Popsugar 

 

The Backstreet Oldies shoot a video - Just Jared 

 

Elvis and Lisa Marie Presley duet - Popbytes 

 

Celebrity baby pictures never get old - Cityrag 

 

 

 

Lily Allen has put off her US tour and has cancelled an appearance at the MTV VMAs in September. Lily laughed off earlier reports that her U.S. Visa was revoked, but it looks like that's the reason for her cancelled shows.

She was going to start her tour in San Diego on September 6th. Lily said, "I was really looking forward to playing these shows and being part of the video music awards."

 

Lily also cancelled a few European dates due to "illness." Her management is currently trying to fix the Visa situation, so her dates can be re-scheduled.

 

Um...how can I have Lily's life? I want to get paid without really having to do anything. I'm moving to Britian, getting a sex change, putting out an album and then I'm going to party, cancel a bunch of gigs and sit pretty. If Lily and Amy can do it, so can I. You should join me.

 

Source: BBC Image: Splash

 

 

 

Don't be too surprised if you see Jessica Simpson with a new nose very soon. She apparently royally effed up her nose on the set of "Major Movie Star." Jessica reportedly accidentally hit her nose with a gun "severely disfiguring" it.

 

She said, “I was running with a gun over my head and fell over and broke my nose, it really hurt!”

 

Jessica will have to wear a bandage around it for the rest of filming.

 

Broke her nose?! PLEASE! Yeah, like that hasn't been used before. Jess was probably jealous of Asslee's nose work. Now if the surgeon will just sew her mouth up while he's chopping on the schnoze.

 

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