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And...We're Back In!

Earlier this week Amy Wino was in rehab then she wasn't then she was, but only for 2 days. Well, it looks like she's back in rehab. For real this time. Wino was interviewed this morning outside her home in Camden. She said she was fine and all the stories about her rampant drug use aren't completely true.

Her rep issued this statement:

"Amy Winehouse is putting all her touring commitments for this month on hold until further notice in order to address her health issues. Amy will now not be performing at this weekend's V Festival in Chelmsford and Staffordshire. Her family has requested that the media respect Amy's privacy at this time."

So...it looks like she's in rehab this hour. Next hour might be different. Who does she think she is?! Britney Spears? Lindsay Lohan? These hos go in and out of rehab as many times as they change their undies. Bad analogy. They never change those things.

UPDATE - I changed the post pic. I like this one better. Sexyback.

Source

Image: Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Amy Winehouse • Rehab

It's A Joke Alright

Earlier I posted Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's beautiful music, "Body Language." Ryan Seacrest played the song this morning on KIIS-FM. Well, Spencer told People that it was a joke.

He said, "We did it as a joke. It's not her single at all. It was never meant to be heard by anyone but us. Over my dead body would I rap on Heidi's first single. Heidi is so upset because this was not the first sound she wanted people to hear from her."

Um....how did Ryan get it then? I'm sure Heidi and Spencer hand delivered it, asked Ryan to play it, waited for it to leak then called up People and cried about it. Attention whores. The fake storylines on "The Hills" must be getting extra-lame, so they needed this little bit to spice things up.

Posted by: Michael K

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Dumbasses • Truly Awful Music

Grossness....Who Would Marry That?!

25-year-old Jenna Bush is engaged to her longtime boyfriend, President George Bush. No, his name is Henry Hager. The White HOuse released this statement:

"President and Mrs. George W. Bush are happy to announce the engagement of their daughter, Jenna Bush, to Mr. Henry Hager, son of the Honorable and Mrs. John H. Hager of Richmond, Virginia. Miss Bush and Mr. Hager became engaged Wednesday, August 15, 2007."

So proper!

Jenna is a public school teacher in DC. Her daddy should attend her classes. He needs it.

Congrats to Jenna! By the way....when did Jenna become so damn plump? She used to be a small thing. Booze bloat!

Source: People

Posted by: Michael K

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Weddings

HELL YES!

Is Salma Hayek going to give birth to a 10-year-old?! Damn, she looks hot. You know how I feel about big chi-chis and these are especially special. I just want play basketball with those things. I just want to nuzzle my face into those. I just want to...ok I'll stop.

Salma better pop soon!

Source: TMZ

Posted by: Michael K

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Salma Hayek

Bored? Have A Baby!

Beth Ditto said she was so bored in her small Arkansas town that she wanted to get pregnant and have a baby, so she could have something to do. She said the only things to get caught up in were Christianity and drugs.

"In high school I had a boyfriend. I remember thinking that I just wanted to get pregnant, so I wouldn't have to make a decision about my life."

Aren't you pregnant now, Beth? Triplets, isn't it? Instead, Beth moved to NYC, pooped herself into a band and showed off her rolls to everyone and everybody. Aren't we lucky!

This reminds me of that hot ass bitch Victoria from the Maury Povich show a while ago. 15-year-old Victoria claimed to have had unprotected sex 300 times so she could get knocked up. How she didn't gotten knocked up after having sex 300 times is beyond me. Victoria was even caught 3 times having sex by her mother and the woman didn't do anything! I wonder if Victoria ever had that baby? Maury needs to follow that up. I'm sure she has 3 kids, lives in a trailer and strips for the lunch crowd at her local beaver bar.

Source: Holy Moly!

Posted by: Michael K

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Beth Ditto • YouTubes

Brandy Has No Business Partying!

At least that's what the husband of the woman who died in a car accident involving Brandy thinks. The lawyer for Marquane Hdidou told TMZ that his client is extremely upset that he opens up magazines and sees Brandy partying while he's mourning the death of his wife.

A judge also allowed Marquane Hdidou, his wife's two kids from a previous marriage, her parents and a woman also involved in the car accident to combine their lawsuits into one. They are seeking cash from Brandy. They will all meet up in court this January. No criminal charges have been filed against 10-head.

Marquane should spend less time reading InTouch Weekly and more time crying and mourning his wife or whatever. He seriously expects Brandy to lay down and cry at home? He needs to get off the damn cross. He'll get his money, he just has to be patient and hope Brandy gets another job soon.

Image: Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Brandy

Afternoon Crumbs

Boobs: The Klum goes topless for Jordache - Popsugar

Blohan's too busy tanning to scrub toilets in rehab - A Socialite's Life

Pink's cheating Hart - Hollywood Rag

Allure even photoshopped Britney's outtakes - Cityrag

ICK: Hasselcrack's front crack (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Hilary Duff looks like a two cent hooker - Hollywood Tuna

Evan Rachel Wood slips a nip - Egotastic!

Some skank named Bianca Gascoigne forgets the panties - IDLYITW

Ashley Olsen does what she does best - Just Jared

Posted by: Michael K

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Afternoon Crumbs

SND: Here's A Waxed Leo!

Ugh! I'm falling asleep here! It's such a slow news day, someone get someone to do something! I mean can't Lohan break out of rehab and beat down White Oprah in front of all the paps. I mean...something....

In honor of this SND, here's a waxed Leonardo DiCaprio being groped by some creepy lady in London yesterday.

First bitch to say "zzzzzz" in comments wins a Twinkie!

I'm off to get a colonic.