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Speaking Of Photoshop......

Erase busted fat face, cheeto stains and nappy weave head with the help of good ole' Photoshop! Seriously, this cover alone will get thousands of copies of PShop off the shelves. Adobe should send Brit a basket of muffins or something!

If only she looked like that in real life....what am I talking about? I'd have nothing to make fun of! Brit should also take a little time to read that article on "snacking."

Source: ONTD

Posted by: Michael K

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Britney Spears

Alexyss Helps The Gays

Alexyss IS BACK! This time she's talking gay issues. Alexyss is concerned about the young black men out there that are being used by Wealthy white men for sex. She says these white men are addicted to these "black boys busting their assholes out" and they give them 3 or 4 dollars to buy Krystal's snacks. Alexyss gets into it. She is my Jesus and she is preaching the TRUTH! I know what she's talking about and she's right. She's especially right when she says a lot of these old men need to wear pampers, because their asshole have fallen out. I swear....Alexyss never ever gets old. Fast forward to around 5:30 where Alexyss is talking about "King Kong dicks busting their bowels" and the look on her mother's face is priceless I tell you.

Ejaculation is gratification!

Thanks Cebronica

Posted by: Michael K

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Hotness • YouTubes

Photoshop Fun!

I loooove loooove loooove these retoucher's websites and here's a new one! This joint is called iWANEX Studio and they've retouched everyone from Brittany Murphy to Beyonce to Katherine Heigl to Kelly Clarkson to Halle Berry. It's always fun to see what people really look like without the help of the click of a mouse.

Click here to visit their website and then click on "portfolio" and choose your celeb and then wave your mouse over it to see the "before" and "after." Jonathan Rhys-Meyers looks BEAT without airbrushing.

Thanks D

Posted by: Michael K

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Photoshop Awards

And...Here Comes The Stupid Lawsuits!

It was just a matter of time before a lawsuit against Lindsay Lohan for that little "car chase episode" was filed. Tracie Rice was a passenger in the car driven by the mother of Lohan's former assistant. Tracie sued for assault and negligence today in Santa Monica:

The passenger, Tracie Rice, issued a statement after the lawsuit was filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court. She says Lohan, as Rice sees it, "put me through one of the most frightening experiences of my life."

Rice calls the actress' actions "extremely dangerous and reprehensible" and adds that someone could easily have been killed or seriously hurt.

The suit also alleges intentional infliction of emotional distress and violation of the state civil code. It seeks unspecified damages and also payment of medical and other expenses related to emotional distress.

The most frightening experience of her life? She's lived in a damn bubble for most of it then. That sounds like a fun roller coaster!

Does Lohan have any money left?

This dumbass should've sold her story instead of trying to sue someone that may or may not have tons of dough. Expect a few more of these lawsuits to be filed.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Lindsay Lohan

Los Angeles: Land Of The Skinny Twits

Naomie Harris is a British born actress of such films as Pirates of the Caribbean, Miami Vice and 28 Days Later. She is sick of people calling her out for being skinny. Yeah, it's sooooo hard. She said that when she moved to Los Angeles it all changed.

“Thin women also have an awful time of it. I often have women coming up to me and saying, ‘You really should put on weight. Are you OK?’ It’s rude. You feel ostracised. You wouldn’t say that to a fat person but somehow if you’re thin, people feel like it’s OK to speak that way. In LA that doesn’t happen.”

It happens everywhere! When I lived in L.A. people would call me a "dumb skinny skank" all the time. It doesn't bother me, but I'm the wrong person to ask. I think it's ok to tell your friends and family they look like hell and I think it's ok for them to tell me that. Not everyone feels that way.

And people in L.A. are too busy caring about themselves. DUH! Inside they probably think she's a skinny skank, but are too fake to tell her the truth! I still love that wasteland, though.

Source VIA Jezebel

Posted by: Michael K

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Dumbasses • Skinny Bones Jones

Humiliation

Not any member of the male species should wear a cut-off, midriff baring t-shirt. My dog is gayer than a pink carnation and he wouldn't even wear that shit! Janice Dickinson made one of her models wear this crap to the premiere of "Superbad" last night. He might as well have worn a shirt saying "I'll Eat Caca For Janice" because he would. I mean I'd rather eat my own caca then wear that damn shirt out in public!

I got to hand it to Janice. She's not too proud to beg for a little publicity!

Posted by: Michael K

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Janice Dickinson

Honeymoon In Rehab

Amy WINO and her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, have both checked themselves into rehab. Reportedly their parents forced them in to clean up their heroin addictions.

A source said, "It broke Amy's heart to see her parents and in-laws fighting.

That was the point when she realised all the drink and drugs were causing huge problems for everybody."

They are reportedly staying in a rehab facility in the US and have been there for 3 days.

"They are both to blame. They are both as bad as each other. But at least they have admitted they have got a problem and are taking action to help each other."

How romantic! They can hold each other while they get through the violent shakes. He can hold her rat's nest up while she vomits the filth out. Ugh, what a lovely way to start your marriage! Let's hope it sticks.

Source: The Mirror

Posted by: Michael K

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Amy Winehouse • Rehab

Afternoon Crumbs

Jenna Jameson is looking gorgeous and healthy, NOT - Egotastic!

Jessica Alba's seeing eye nipples - Hollywood Tuna

UGH: Britney's purple ass - Just Jared

John Mayer is actually looking hot - Popsugar

I think Maxim are the only ones that think Lohan is still sexy (NSFW) - DS

Charlize Theron however is still sex on two legs - IDLYITW

KFed's gets the crib ready for the kids - A Socialite's Life

Jessica and Justin to play house - Hollywood Rag

Cute animals rule - Cityrag

Countdown to Hayden Pantyairs 18th Birthday - The Bastardly

Posted by: Michael K

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Afternoon Crumbs

Dumb Dumb Alert!

The Duct Tape Bandit waltzed into an Ashland, KY liquor store last Friday demanding cash. The man partially covered his head in duct tape to conceal his identity. Unfortunately, duct tape does not stand a chance against a wooden bat. The store's manager beat the man in the head with a bat he kept behind the counter.

One of the employees then chased the dude out into the parking lot and held him down in a choke hold until police arrived.

The 24-year-old man was charged with first-degree robbery. He almost got away with two rolls of change! He pleaded not guilty and claims he didn't rob the store.

Remember the Tree Bank Robber? These two need to get together and take their act on the road. Move over Bonnie & Clyde, here comes Leafey & Tape!

I don't want to even think what it felt like to get that tape taken off. Bitch got a free chemical peel!

Source: Fox News

Posted by: Michael K

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Dumbasses • Real People

Tuesday, August 14th 2007