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A Family That Fake Tattoos Together, Stays Together

This past weekend Maddox was spotted with a fake tattoo leaving Borders in Chicago. Well, Zahara and Pax have the same tattoo as does Angelina and Brad. It's probably their family brand. I'm sure they use it to keep track of all their kids. Do you think if I get that shit on my arm, they'll think I'm part of their crew and take me to the toy store everyday? A bitch can dream.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Brangelina

Monday, August 13th 2007

Angelina and Maddox

Monday, August 13th 2007

Zahara's Fake Tattoo

Monday, August 13th 2007

Zahara, Brad and Pax

Rumer Willis Wants To Do It All

Last week the above pictures of Rumer Willis from her new movie "House Bunny" hit the internet. She explains it was just a scene from a movie where the sorority girls create a calendar and go too far. Yeah, thrilling stuff.

In addition to that "House Bunny" crap with Anna Faris, Rumer is also working on other movies. But movies aren't her only passion.

Rumer said, "I love a lot of different things. I really like acting, I really like music and I love photography. In a perfect world I could do all three. In the future, I would love to do an album. I have been singing since I was really little which not a lot of people know about so it's one of those fun, personal things."

Why?! Why?! Why?! Does she want to be in front of the camera. Can't her passion be radio or voice-over work or cartoon modeling? She'd be soooo good at cartoon modeling!

Source

Image: Egotastic

Posted by: Michael K

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Rumorz

Pure Sexiness

You just know Donald Trump is already saving his comment on this pic for "The Insider" or "Access Hollywood" tonight. Let me guess Donald, Rosie is a fat pig.

Anyway, Rosie spent a lovely day on the water with her kids this past weekend. I'm a little disappointed that she's taking the fat way out and wearing a t-shirt. I want to see the goods! Gummi Bear still has bigger tits than her.

I can't wait for the comments on this one. I can see them now!

THAR SHE BLOWS

FREE WILLY 3!!

MOBY DYKE!

Oh wait, that last one was actually pretty good!

Source VIA TMZ

Posted by: Michael K

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Rosie O'Donnell

Clowns Are Scary

Here's a clip from National Geographic TV on some lady who is deathly afraid of clowns. I mean she basically shits her pants when she sees one. Some doctor-type shows her pictures of clowns to gage how bad she has it, but the best part comes when Mr. Giggles "performs" for the lady and she completely loses it. You would've thought she was witnessing her only child being brutally beaten. She also clings to this nasty ass stuffed animal the entire time. I'm more scared of that stuffed animal that Mr. Giggles.

Mr. Giggles is no joke.

VIA BWE

Posted by: Michael K

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The Dutchess Does Not Look Pleased

Who pissed in her pants? AHAHAH! Fergie along with The Black Eyed Peas donned traditional Korean garb at a press conference in Seoul, Korea today.

Fergie should've brought that fan up a little bit and by "a little bit" I mean covered her entire meth face!