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Monday, July 30th 2007
Money Is Blind
37-year-old Angie Everheart is engaged to 64-year-old Joe Pesci. The 5'10" former fiancee of Sylvester Stallone accepted an 8 carat diamond ring from 5'4" Joe in Atlantic City earlier this month.
A source told The National Enquirer that the two have been friends for 7 years, but love only happened recently.
This would be her second marriage and his fifth.
Angie needs money? I thought she had her own. Come on, that's the only reason she's marrying Joe, right? Bitch is getting up there and probably wants to settle down with a rich bitch while she can.
Aww...Joe ain't that bad. He probably eats like a beaver.
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Monday, July 30th 2007
So Cliché
It's so typical for me to think The Rock is a hot hunk of meat. You know sometimes my gayness completely blocks my brain from making a fair observation. I see muscles and suddenly the bitch is hot. Carrot Top is one great example. He has a face that not even the dirtiest of vaginas would sit on, but then I see the muscle and suddenly I'm signing up for a ride on the Hell train. Okay, The Rock is hot. I'm sticking to it only because my hand is sort of sticky from these pictu.....I'm stopping.
Anyway, here's The Rock at an event benefiting his foundation yesterday. He posed with David Arquette, Marcia Cross and his family. I guess he's back with his wife.
Monday, July 30th 2007
The Rock and Daughter
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The Rock
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The Rock and Family
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The Rock & Marcia Cross
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Monday, July 30th 2007
Nasty Asses, Literally
The Sun has a couple of old pictures of Britney in a thong from April. The pics were taken just days before crazy B shaved her head. The pics were taken at Club One in NYC with the dancers there.
All I can say is nasty asses all around.
Click here to see the pics!
Thanks Carlos
Monday, July 30th 2007
Paula Abdul Is The Greatest Person On Earth
Will Bravo please renew "Hey Paula" for the next 10,000 years. She seriously is the reason they invented cable.
Paula had a meltUP on the latest episode of her reality show. Paula hears from some hos that she's going to get a demo for her own radio show. Ok, this is a demo not an actual show.
When she finds out the good news she bursts out into this strange whale call and then starts bawling. I'm surprised her assistant's mouths are kept so clean from all the shit licking they do. Seriously, I can smell their doody breath from here.
Monday, July 30th 2007
STORY!!!!!!!
That crazy bitch Jenna Elfman has popped out a son and named him Story Elias. He was born July 23rd. Jenna's publicist said that Story already likes "classical music, a clean diaper, mom's boobs and long naps."
Mom's boobs?! I know that's meant to be cute, but it's hella skeezy.
This is the first alien child of Xenu for Jenna and her hubby, Bodhi.
Story is probably already promised to Suri Cruise when they are 17. Behold! The first royal couple of Xenu!
STORY?! Is it wrong that I like this name?
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